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An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" "No," said the priest, "not if you did not know." "Then why," asked the Inuit earnestly, "did you tell me?"

2006-08-03 14:19:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

remember, misery loves company.

2006-08-03 14:27:38 · update #1

21 answers

oh wow. that's awesome. you rock my face off.

2006-08-03 14:25:38 · answer #1 · answered by nikkiy likes you 8D 2 · 0 1

The Inuit ate priests. After telling him, the priest made them convert or die. He then destroyed their culture, like with all the other tribes in America.

2006-08-03 14:23:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Poor taste joke.
The Inuits had their own Idea of a Creator before the Missionary came to try and get him to change religions. a dirty trick that Christian Missionaries used well.

2006-08-04 14:36:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Most people live by the motto {lead us not into temptation,while others,their motto is {lead us into temptation}..seems the inuit hunter put the cart before the horse..and it bit him.

2006-08-03 17:07:22 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

I like that ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The truth is (to quote a legal phrase) ignorance of the law is no excuse.
Those who do not live in the law, or reject Christ, will go to hell!
HELL IS NOT JUDGMENT!
It is a place for those who are not perfect in the law or washed clean by Christ.

God Is Just, God Is Fair!

Most (if not all) may have a chance to redeem themselves during the reign of Christ.

2006-08-03 14:45:03 · answer #5 · answered by Grandreal 6 · 0 0

All of nature displays the glory and existence of God. Those who want to ignore the obvious evidence only do so because they choose that ignominous fate.

2006-08-03 14:26:39 · answer #6 · answered by LL 4 · 0 0

The priest obviously did not know what he was talking about.

2006-08-03 14:24:16 · answer #7 · answered by beek 7 · 0 0

I feel terrrible about the natives losing their religion tradition and culture.

This is what christianity has done. It is an atrocity.

2006-08-03 14:28:05 · answer #8 · answered by crazy s 4 · 0 0

Yes. These god - botherers are bloody annoying

2006-08-03 14:23:59 · answer #9 · answered by Atheist 2 · 0 0

Well he's gonna find out sooner or later, good joke though

2006-08-03 14:24:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Isn't that horrible what missionaries do? I can't stand it.

2006-08-03 14:22:35 · answer #11 · answered by number 1 2 · 0 0

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