WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"
HUSBAND: "I guess so."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - - silence - - - -
HUSBAND: "Sh* t"
2006-08-03 14:16:56 · 11 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! OMG LOL! THAT WAS FUNNY! Good one rofl!
2006-08-03 14:22:35 · answer #1 · answered by General X 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well told deserves a response...
officer ed was patrolling lover's lane and came upon a car with dome light on,
young man in driver seat reading a magazine,
young lady in back seat knitting.
officer tap, tap on window...
"what you doing?"
"i'm reading", dude says
"what's she doing?"
"knitting a sweater"...
"how old are you?", officer asks
"19"
"and how old is she?"
the guy looks at his watch,
"well, in 15 minutes she'll be 18!"
2006-08-03 23:29:21 · answer #2 · answered by duhman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doh! Busted!
2006-08-04 16:39:02 · answer #3 · answered by The Flashman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is just so damn funny!
That just goes to prove that men really do only thing with one thing!
LOL
2006-08-04 14:41:02 · answer #4 · answered by iLoveDawnDawn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i already told this one too but it was funny lol check ya later â¥
2006-08-03 22:33:37 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-08-03 22:12:10 · answer #6 · answered by cutie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should stop it at "No, she's left-handed"..
Any way, great one! lol
thanks for a laugh on this lousy Friday as it seems like never ending..
2006-08-03 22:01:14 · answer #7 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good way to get someone to confess!!!
2006-08-03 21:25:24 · answer #8 · answered by fighter06_xtina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-08-03 21:31:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dm that was great...10 thumbs up!!!
2006-08-03 21:21:45 · answer #10 · answered by cryp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋