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Some of the names I am called are :Al-Mu'min, Al-Qabid, Al-Karim, Ash-Shahid, Malik al Mulk, Dhu al Jalal wa al Ikram as well as other names.

How many names do I have ?

2006-08-03 14:09:46 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

32 answers

Dude, you are totally impersonating the religion of Islam, which is low and disgusting. In Islam, the god has 99 names.

2006-08-03 14:13:59 · answer #1 · answered by fortunamajor 4 · 0 0

One of the better American Movies of the last 30 years, was
"Oh, God", starring George Burns as God, and John Denver as his next prophet, a non-believing grocery store manager.

And in that movie, the very BEST line is spoken by God, in answering questions to prove that He's God..... god says:" Yes, Jesus is My son. Buddha is My son.... Mohammad is My son... the guy who charges you too much for My ratabagas.... he is My son."

Personally speaking, my God loves me to such an unbelievable extent, I could call Him George Burns, or praying, call him "Big-Guy, He would not mind.
Because ((here's a secret I know, maybe you don't)) God is also the Supreme Humor, just like Supreme Love.

The funny thing about all of us inhabitants here on this Earth, is that we have forgotten that we are all one family. A bickering family, to be sure, but just one family....with only one Father.

2006-08-03 14:27:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Anybody with that many names must be very confused. I wouldn't follow you to the 7-11. ( but you are probably working behind the counter)

2006-08-03 14:15:58 · answer #3 · answered by Jerry T 4 · 0 0

Reading your lines above, you have 6 names but have you forgotten Al-Qaeda?

2006-08-03 14:17:26 · answer #4 · answered by Dogman 61 3 · 0 0

99 names + ism Azam (the untold great name of God)
* Whoever knows the 100th name can have all their wishes come true. Only you would know if you are Muslim

2006-08-03 14:12:25 · answer #5 · answered by Suliman 3 · 0 0

I'll pray for you, you are not God so stop acting like a moron!!! You forgot: al -lunatic, al-loser, al-idiot, and al- jackass!!! Oh and Al- dajjal (the great liar)!!!

2006-08-03 14:20:24 · answer #6 · answered by bttrfly* 3 · 0 0

1, but people on this site called you other ones, so looks like the number is growing.

2006-08-03 14:12:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You are a person of a thousand names.

2006-08-03 14:16:42 · answer #8 · answered by Shaula 7 · 0 0

I believe Allah has 99 names, if I remember correctly.

2006-08-03 14:13:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

All the names are yours! Endless!Infinite!From the very beginning to the end!

2006-08-03 14:15:03 · answer #10 · answered by derwish41_5 1 · 0 0

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