A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said yes.
When he went to wipe his bum, there was no toilet paper, so he used his hand.
In his haste to get back to class he forgot to wash, so he made a closed fist to hide it.
When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?
The boy said, "A little leprechaun, and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."
He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"
Again the little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."
He was then sent home and his mom asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"
So again the little boy said,"A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he will get scared away."
Then his mom got really mad and yelled, "Open Your Hand NOW!"
The little boy opened his hand and said, "That's great Mom.
Now look what you did - you scared the **** out of him!"
2006-08-03 13:28:36 · 33 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao....where do you get these from?!
2006-08-03 15:08:21 · answer #1 · answered by jennluvsrich 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
do you do stand up comedy???
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did you hear about the bus driver bothered because this big hulk dude would get on the bus ...
roar out..."big john don't pay"
this happened over and over and the bus driver studied karate, bodybuilding, a few more martial arts...
finally the day came he had enough confidense so when big john got on the bus and said "big john don't pay!"...
the driver stood up and confronted him...
"and why not??"
surprised, the big guy stopped cold...
turned around... and said...
"big john gots bus pass!"
2006-08-03 17:14:32 · answer #2 · answered by duhman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. But I bet the boy's mother could see what it really was, when he opened his hand.
2006-08-03 13:39:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAOOOOOOOOOO Good un!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-08-03 13:36:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, cute and disgusting all at the same time
2006-08-03 13:35:26 · answer #5 · answered by GoodtoKnow♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love all ur jokes u should but in comedy centrel
2006-08-03 15:09:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE IT! Very funny!
2006-08-04 10:35:50 · answer #7 · answered by kepjr100 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best ive heard in a while
2006-08-03 13:35:15 · answer #8 · answered by Don Corleone 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-03 13:35:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats funny
2006-08-03 13:34:28 · answer #10 · answered by I ♥ Colombianos 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! VERY FUNNY THATS A NICE ONE. IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING MY THREE YEAR OLD NEPHEW WOULD SAY.
2006-08-03 14:05:42 · answer #11 · answered by $~*DAT DAMN CHICK*~$ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋