Grass Eaters
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?he asked the man.
"I don't have any money for food,"the poor man replied.
"Oh please come to my house!"
"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."
"Bring them along!"the rich man said.
They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said,"Sir you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."
The rich man replied,"No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall."
2006-08-03 13:14:47 · 25 answers · asked by Redbuddafly 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol greedy and selfish lol thanks for the laugh lol check ya later ♥
2006-08-03 13:25:40 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny and ironic, I laughed so hard that the grass came out my nose.
2006-08-03 21:16:38 · answer #2 · answered by cryp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny I like that one I got one for you
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde are walking down the street. They see a dollar, which one picks it up?
The dumb blonde there is no such thing as a smart blonde :)
2006-08-03 20:21:42 · answer #3 · answered by blakice91 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO, that was good, just tell me you do not have 3 brothers or sisters, or a husband with 4 kids, that was good. sorry if I'm laughing at you.
2006-08-03 20:29:09 · answer #4 · answered by gamemanual 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
But you'd think since he was so rich he could afford a lawn mower!
2006-08-03 21:13:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-08-03 20:44:35 · answer #6 · answered by goofykid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that was so funny but thats it you dont got no more well its ok(i ma have to tell this joke to everybody i know)
2006-08-03 20:24:18 · answer #7 · answered by michell w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW pretty funny
2006-08-03 20:40:03 · answer #8 · answered by GoodtoKnow♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, kind harsh, but it's funny.
2006-08-03 20:22:34 · answer #9 · answered by Romeo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke hihihi!
2006-08-03 20:49:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-08-03 21:09:07 · answer #11 · answered by ףαdy Đuchess× 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋