How many Atheists does it take to turn on a light bulb?

Question

It is not difficult nor a trick question.

Answer 1

A:One. But they are still in darkness.

Q:How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three, but they're really only one.

Answer 2

1

Answer 3

It matters not the faith or unfaith of the people involved.

Sixteen--and that's no joke: An internal memo written by a manager at the U.S. Department of Energy plant recommended a new safety procedure for "the replacement of a light bulb in a criticality beacon." The beacon, similar to the revolving red lamp atop a police car, warns workers of nuclear accidents. The memo said the job should take at least 16 people over 60 hours to replace the light. It added that the same job used to take 12 workers 4.15 hours. The memo called for a planner to meet with six others at a work-control meeting; talk with other workers who have done the job before; meet again; get signatures from five people at that work-control meeting; get the project plans approved by separate officials overseeing safety, logistics, waste management and plant scheduling; wait for a monthly criticality-beacon test; direct electricians to replace the bulb; and then test and verify the repair. Mark Obmascik in Denver Post (reprinted in Reader's Digest)

Answer 4

How many Atheists does it take to turn on a light bulb?

A better question is: why cant "believers" even form a simple sentence? ...and how far are we going to go with this religious anti-intellectualism (the dumbing down of America) ?

Answer 5

none-the light bulb evolved over billions and billions of years, starting out as a burst of methane from a dinosaur, ignited purely at random by lightning...

Answer 6

The light bulb is already on... if you take your religious blinders off, you will see that it is

Answer 7

1, but they need the light in their life.

Answer 8

One.

Answer 9

One.

Answer 10

None. They do not believe in the light because they have never seen it.