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2006-08-03 11:36:46 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
RAmen.
2006-08-03 11:41:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well, if the Flying Spaghetti Monster made itself known to me, maybe. I mean, I'm still waiting for Jesus to make himself known to me, but if the Flying Spaghetti Monster gets here first and offers up some pretty sweet after life situation then yea, I guess I would accept him as my savior. I hope we can simplify it's name to FSM, just because Flying Spaghetti Monster is a bit cumbersome to type out all the time.
2006-08-03 11:44:10 · answer #2 · answered by jasonlajoie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster didn't die for my sins.
2006-08-03 11:49:09 · answer #3 · answered by Pastor Chad from JesusFreak.com 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, maybe
What does Flying Spaghetti Monster promise me in the afterlife?
- is it better than 72 virgins at the right hand of allah? (Islam)
- Is it better than eternal life in the kingdom of heaven? (Christianity)
- Is it a better than reincarnation as a higher lifeform? (hinduism/buddism)
- Is it better than a beautiful maiden that leads me to heaven? (Zoroastrianism)
-Is it better than my spirit merge into the cosmic energy? (Voodoo)
-is It better than the continuity of the personality after death through a new birth into a spiritual body (Spiritualism)?
There's lots of competition, so you kind of have to sell me on this one.
2006-08-03 12:00:52 · answer #4 · answered by P. S. G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing happens without God's consent.
-Varieties in tastes, colors, languages, religions are for us to think.
-But there are very few who understand a man's salvation is in his own hands.
-When time comes you'll be given a record of all your deeds. If it's in your right hand then you're ok, otherwise it will be too late to repent.
-God talked to Moses as a burning bush and I see no reason why he should not appear in other forms.
2006-08-03 11:54:17 · answer #5 · answered by Pishisauraus 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Arrrr, we dress down the pirate's regalia and feast on noodley goodness two or three times a month.
It's beer and strippers for me.
2006-08-03 11:40:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, but I do like monsters, and spaghetti.
2006-08-03 11:39:37 · answer #7 · answered by nemraC 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You fool! You might anger the elder gods! Or worse yet, your goddess, Sq'waht!
2006-08-03 11:40:27 · answer #8 · answered by Ben 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it male or female? Pasta women tend to have moustaches. But if we had the same faith why not.
2006-08-03 11:41:30 · answer #9 · answered by Brutal honesty is best 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2006-08-03 12:17:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
could be worse you could think that some Arab1300 years ago who collected bits of other religions, created his own religion, was serious and you follow his silly rantings
2006-08-03 11:43:33 · answer #11 · answered by brinlarrr 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋