Get ya asss up and play some football with me you sissies..
Why are girls so soft?
Muwhahahahaha.
Just kidding y'all the best and I can't live without you.
I'd french kiss all of you if I could.
2006-08-03 11:23:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ladies are "soft" to counteract the hardness of men.
2006-08-03 11:30:52 · answer #1 · answered by Georgia 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Better be careful with the last part about french kissing, trust me. I have a neighbor who could turn every man gay, and all lesbians straight.
2006-08-03 18:31:35 · answer #2 · answered by gregtkt120012002 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet the closest you come to a girl is a magazine or when you play the girl in a jail cell.
2006-08-03 18:56:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey i play football and have a great time getting tackled
2006-08-03 18:37:16 · answer #4 · answered by am m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so is that how you French kiss with your mouth wide open. i don't like sloppy seconds. i like a lot of tong.
2006-08-03 18:42:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course you cant live witout us cuz if it wasnt for us YOU wouldnt be here...but ummm....im only soft on some places on my body...lol..you're really funny.....
2006-08-03 18:52:29 · answer #6 · answered by MzChamillinator 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like football. :) especially in the mudd
2006-08-03 18:35:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhaha
2006-08-03 18:35:49 · answer #8 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋