Islam has perks?

Question

What kind of favors will God give me for promoting Islam?

Am I allowed to lie or exaggerate to help convert someone?

How many prayers can I miss before God kicks me out if the Islam club?

Mohammad had 11 wives. Can I have 11 too? I saw where he said to take up to 4, but I want more than 4. Is that OK?

Can I keep my Christian and Jewish friends, or would I have to end my friendship with them when I convert to Islam?

Answer 1

As per the Koran, you must jihad on all dsbeleivers.

You can skip three prayers, then you have to turn in your sheet.
Dude, if you marry 11 women, you deserve your fate. Of course you can lie, as long as it is to an infidel. Allah will give you oil and an AK 47 for promoting Islam.

Answer 2

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the way u speaking is a very clear evidence that u don't wanna convert to Islam

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1) if u converted to Islam, God will forgive u for all the sins u made before promoting Islam, u will enter Islam as if u just born now (have no sins)
2) in Islam, u r not allowed to lie or exaggerate for any reason (exaggerate is just like lying) , its a great sin
3) Islam is not a club, God will judge u in the Judgement Day, if u did good, u will go paradise, else u r in hell
4) U r not allowed to have more than 4 wives BUT u must have justice between them, if u did anything to one of them then u must do the same thing to the other 3 wives (even the smile, if u smiled to one of them, u must do the same smile to the others), its impossible to have justice in case of marrige, God told us in the Qur'an that if a Muslim married more than one wife, whatever he did he will not be able to have justice with them
5) don't compare urself with Muhammed, u r just a human & he is a prophet that God made him to do things (its not his choice to do what he likes)
6) u can keep christinas & jewish friends, i am Muslim, i have alot of christian friends, my best friend is a christian

i hope u understand what i am saying
if u really wanna convert to Islam, u r very welcome

Answer 3

The aim of all religions is to bring order into the society that it's believers live
Check your history, Jews, Hindus, even many Christian sects allow/allowed men to have multiple wives.

As times change, the ideas, rules regulations of a religion change, unfortunately, for personal gains a number of adherents to a religion don't want to make those changes.

Islam, Christianity are relatively newer religions and have yet to mature fully, as time progresses, I am sure they will. When that happens, with the growth of awareness, I am sure these religions will be a lot more flexible too.

Until then, make use of the good of the religion, and discard the parts that you think are not good for humanity, and continue to follow your own faith without forcing or coercing others to do the same.
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Answer 4

You are kidding, right? It is a religion strictly for men. Not for women. I will never convert to Islam.

Answer 5

My prayer to God not to bring you close to Islamic faith. We are just doing great without you.

Answer 6

What's your agenda? I suggest a nice cup of tea and maybe a biccy. All religions contradict themselves all over the place, because they were all man-made, and men, as we know, are imperfect. It's hardly headline news. Go on, put the kettle on!

Answer 7

You are allowed to have 1,567 wives when you are Islamic. They may all be dogs though because you wont get to see their faces until you are married. They may also be harrier than you are.

Answer 8

Maybe you too could have a child bride like Mohamed did.
The paedophile was cohabiting with a nine year old.
That in itself is a unholy act.
Stick with Christianity.

Answer 9

do you think that any serious people will ans this islam is a serious and meaningfull and good religion not something to be made fun of

Answer 10

Being agnostic has it's perks too. Like free thought.