What is the funniest or silliest thiing your cat has ever done?

Question

Can you make me laugh about your cat?
My cat, Cressida, is such a funny character. She is quite bolshy and stroppy. She will take on anyone, or anything. But then, she is so soppy too. She loves to be cuddled and goes all floppy in your arms.
The silliest thing she does, is come to meet my car when it pulls up in the drive, and then she stretches out in the middle of the garage floor, when I'm trying to get in there - silly or what?!

thanks so much for all your answers so far!
I have laughed a lot already, as well as recognised some of the antics. It's going to be so hard to choose...help!

Answer 1

When i got my cat Orli, he was just a little kitten. He was so small but acted like he was a tiger! One night I was in my bed reading when Orli tried to jump all the way from my bed to the chair which was about 5 feet away. It was like one of those cartoons where the person is flying and then they all of a sudden stop in midair and fall to the ground. He almost made it! But he missed it and clonked his head on the leg of the chair. I was laughing and laughing. Especially when he tried to do it again! He was ok, but looked a little spooked after it happened!

Orli also likes to play tag and hide and go seek tag. We run around either chasing him or him chasing us! He also likes to play hide and go seek tag. You just run around having my cat chase you then dart behind a door. He will walk in the room and meow a couple of times then look back and see you then run off with his tail poofed!

Orli also likes the sound of echoing. He will go in my bathroom which makes an echo when you talk and will close the door and start "singing"

Orlis also a very clingy cat. He is an indoor 18 lb. cat. When we take him outside he looks very spooked and scared. If he we leave him outside alone he goes crazy! He will climb the screen door, open the screen door AND sliding glass door! He is a very dependant cat!

Answer 2

Oh, my cat is a character. He is rather large, but he is a kitten in mind (he is still not a year old), so he is very funny when he loses control of his body (he hasn't done that recently), like running fast and crashing in a wall, because he cannot stop in time; or making a bottle fall with his behind, and being scared by the noise...

Also, a bit funny, but also sad - when he first came to my home, he was about 5 months old, and he evidently missed his mother and sister. The bedroom has glass doors (to the hallway, and to another room), and when the light is lit, everything is reflected. So, he would go to the "cat" in the glass, then he would go around the door, and start miaow-ing, calling the cat (probably his mother, I am told he looks exactly like her) to come play with him.

On the funnier note - once I left a thick paper bag with the litter I use for him on the floor besides the balcony (where his litter box is located). So, I came home from work to the following sight - he had clawed through the thick paper, had gotten most of the litter clay out, on the floor (no carpet), made a heap of it... and used it on purpose. Luckily, the chunk was near the top, and the floor could be easily cleaned. It was the trouble which got him the "capital" punishment - my taking him in the hallway and closing the door... until I cleaned the mess. His behaviour was exemplary... for the rest of the week.

Answer 3

My cat Renton is very dozy. We found him as a sick and abandoned kitten on the street and we think he may have lasting damage as sometimes he's just not all there (bless him). We live 3 floors up in a flat and often he would sit balanced on the plastic beam of the long top window watching the birds. This time 1 must have got too close 2 resist and we saw him make a grab 4 it and he lost his balance (which isn't very good at the best of times!) and go flying past the window down in2 the bushes bellow! Now at the time this was NOT funny! I became hysterical (as did our dog who saw it all happen!) and ran downstairs as fast as I could, convinced he was going to be dead. But thankfully it turned out to b the funniest thing he's ever done! He didn't have so much as a scratch on him and he was just stood there shocked- his face was just classic!! U know when u can just tell what they'd say if they could talk - well he said "what the hell just happened there and where the f@@k am I??!!" He still sits up there though!!

Answer 4

My kitten, Sadi, Has locked herself in the bathroom. By which means, the door was clised, and she opened the drawer so it blocked the door from opening. She has done this a total of 6 times in a week. While to try to push the drawer back, she'll stick her face against the crack and try to squeeze through the hole that her little nose barely fits through.

Sadi will also run around on the tile chasing her tail, and slid around until she has no idea how she got there, and will then run back to where she started and start over.

She also jumps on the table every morning and sticks her nose in my cereal.

Answer 5

My cat straddled the toilet once and weed in it! Another one pooed by the plug hole in the bath! I thought it would be a funny story to tell my mother-in-law but she was horrified! At least they did it almost in the right place. I have three in all and two are brothers. They are 11 now and still act like kittens. One picks on the other for a playfight and they end up at opposite ends to each other in a head lock kangaroo kicking each other in the face! Then they're licking each other. It's hilarious to watch. Don't you just love 'em?! Oh yes another one sits with me watching TV eating chocolate and whenever I feed the fish he nicks some of their food (and sneezes in the process because he sniffs the flakes first and he loves them!)

Answer 6

One of my dear departeds: Benson, was one of the cutest characters in the world. He used to climb up a tree, and get onto the roof of the carport when he was a youngster and then would sit and meaouw forever until I came outside. I eventually taught him how to get down. I would stand a little bit in front of the carport, and would bend at the knees, so my back was horizontal with the ground. He would then leap off of the carport roof, use my back as a springboard and leap to the floor. It worked perfectly, till the day that he misjudged the distance and instead of landing square on my back, he extended his claws and slid down my back. I've got really faint scars to prove it of four little kitty nail stripes on either side of my back!

I also once got home from varsity, parked my car in the garage, opened the door to get something out and then locked my car. Benson was missing the whole evening, which was terribly unlike him because he used to sleep with me every night. The next day, when he wasn't there for breakfast, I started to get worried. I had to leave for college though, so I opened up the garage, and as I approached the car I heard him miawing as though his heart would break. He had obviously jumped in the evening before, and I'd locked him in! The funniest part was that I had left a pie packet on the back seat, and he'd ripped it open and had eaten the crust that was left, so my back seat was covered in crumbs!

Benson also enjoyed playing fetch with a piece of red string that I had tied into a ball. He was obsessed with it and if you threw it, all else in his universe ceased to exist, and he would take the shortest possible route to go and retrieve it, even if it meant going straight over the dogs/guests heads etc!

The last funniest thing he ever did was this: I had been trying to teach him to jump up in my arms. So if he sat by my feet, I would crouch a little lower, reach my arms down, and call him, and he would jump into them! The one day, my boyfriend comes over for a visit, and I tell him about how clever this cat is. He's not convinced, so I tell him to call to him. He does so - and without hesitation, Benson makes a leap (but my boyfriend had not put his hands down) and ended up spread-eagled and latched onto my boyfriend's crotch. Picture my boyfriend screaming and waving his arms about with my kitty sitting like a starfish on his privates! Thank goodness he was wearing jeans!!

Answer 7

Yeah my cat winston is fat and lazy, if you open the fridge he's there behind you on the table looking at you, he hates cuddles unless HE want's some love and will bite you if he want's to be left alone,
If you egnore him he wil nip your back legs or your bum, back n arms where ever he can reach on the sly, he chases cat's and dog's and will scratch at the carpet untill you let him out,
He also wait's in the bathroom for you to run a tap for him but wont drink out his own water, he will sit and watch you eat like a dog too,
Awww are'nt cat's great, I love him to bit's and wont change him for the world miaow xxx

Answer 8

We have a cat that will climb to the top perch of her 6 foot tall cat tree, hang upside down and kick/claw it with her back feet. She of course looks to make sure we're watching and properly amused.

She is also "the watch-cat". Whenever someone or something outside is unusual she will jump up on the window perch and growl.

Her dad performed similar silliness.

Answer 9

Mine tried to jump onto the dining table that it saw in the mirror. He hit the mirror and slid to the floor. It was hilarious. He hung in the air for a second and looked like the perfect impression of one of those garfield, suction cup, car decorations. I fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard. I could tell he was confused because he would look at the actual table then at the one in the mirror then back. I wish I had a video of it.

Answer 10

~`~I have a female cat that plays peek- A -boo~`~
You hide beside the bed and she will walk sideways to you.. when you pop up she jumps up in the air, runs across to the other bed, and then she lays down like she's gonna pounce waiting on you to do it again!


~`~& a male cat that plays hide -N- seek ~`~
You walk n 2 a room & shut the door & wait a few minutes. He'll hide @ the opening of the door or sumwhere u can't c him. When u walk up next 2 him he'll jump out of his hiding place 2 scare u & then run away!