10 pnts 4 best
2006-08-03 10:15:44 · 12 answers · asked by looneytoon387 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo momma's teeth are so yellow she spits butter
yo momma's so ugly that when she took a bath the water ran away scared.
yo momma's so ugly that she has to tie steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
yo momma smells so nasty that the dead fish at the beach have to hold their noses.
yo momma's so fat when little bobby asked to sit on her lap she told him to slap her ankle and ride the wave up.
2006-08-03 11:10:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
your momma so poor she bought a tape of other people opening presents for christmas lol
your mama breath smell so bad people look forward to her farts
your mama hair look so bad she turned people into marble
I need 10 points pick me
2006-08-03 17:25:10 · answer #2 · answered by alice.adelaide 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur momma is so ugly that she had morning sickness after u was born
2006-08-03 17:23:19 · answer #3 · answered by Lucy lu 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
yo momma so fat that when she jumped in the gulf of mexico thats wat caused hurricane katrina
yo momma so haiy she got afros on her nipples
*lmao*
2006-08-03 18:04:26 · answer #4 · answered by black_suga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur momma s so poor wen u ask wats for dinner she spreads her legs and says crabs.
2006-08-03 17:21:16 · answer #5 · answered by shortycowgurl77 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give it a shot..."Yo momma's so fat, that when I told her to haul ***, she had to make two trips"!
That's all I got, sweetie:)!
2006-08-03 19:08:51 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur momma's breath is so bad she needs perscription tic tacs
2006-08-03 17:32:56 · answer #7 · answered by hollister girl 101 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YO mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean all the whales start singing "We are family..."!!
2006-08-03 17:26:05 · answer #8 · answered by Bribaby012 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YO MOMMA SO FAT EVEN HER CAR GOT STRETCH MARKS!!!!!!!!
2006-08-03 17:26:31 · answer #9 · answered by Princess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not know if I can beat cowgurl's answer!
2006-08-03 17:22:26 · answer #10 · answered by texasgirl5454312 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋