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2006-08-03 10:13:48 · 12 answers · asked by pinkgonepunk14 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

The Chicken, Eggs dont come.

2006-08-03 10:23:05 · answer #1 · answered by chris z 3 · 0 0

The chicken or the egg is a reference to the causality dilemma which arises from the expression "which came first, the chicken or the egg?". When used in reference to difficult problems, a chicken and egg problem is similar to a Catch 22 situation where something cannot happen until a second thing does, and the second thing cannot happen until the first does. For example, a person might have trouble finding a job without work experience, but to get work experience he/she must get a job.

The earliest reference to the dilemma is found in Plutarch's Moralia, in the books titled "Table Talk," in a series of arguments based on questions posed in a symposium. Under the section entitled, "Whether the hen or the egg came first," the discussion is introduced in such a way as to suggest that the origin of the dilemma was even older:

"...the problem about the egg and the hen, which of them came first, was dragged into our talk, a difficult problem which gives investigators much trouble. And Sulla my comrade said that with a small problem, as with a tool, we were rocking loose a great and heavy one, that of the creation of the world..."

Various answers have been formulated in response to the question, many of them humourous.

2006-08-06 04:38:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The Chicken

2006-08-03 18:38:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

In nature, living things evolve through changes in their DNA. In an animal like a chicken, DNA from a male sperm cell and a female ovum meet and combine to form a zygote -- the first cell of a new baby chicken. This first cell divides innumerable times to form all of the cells of the complete animal. In any animal, every cell contains exactly the same DNA, and that DNA comes from the zygote.

Chickens evolved from non-chickens through small changes caused by the mixing of male and female DNA or by mutations to the DNA that produced the zygote. These changes and mutations only have an effect at the point where a new zygote is created. That is, two non-chickens mated and the DNA in their new zygote contained the mutation(s) that produced the first true chicken. That one zygote cell divided to produce the first true chicken.

Prior to that first true chicken zygote, there were only non-chickens. The zygote cell is the only place where DNA mutations could produce a new animal, and the zygote cell is housed in the chicken's egg. So, the egg must have come first.

2006-08-03 17:24:20 · answer #4 · answered by Kacey 3 · 0 0

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

2006-08-03 18:45:30 · answer #5 · answered by Idontneednostinkingname 3 · 0 0

i hate that question
it had to be an egg cause that's how the chicken came to be
during the evolving period the egg hatched giving us the first chicken can i have the ten points

2006-08-03 17:40:28 · answer #6 · answered by alice.adelaide 2 · 0 0

CHicken - no chicken - no egg - God mad the creatures first!

2006-08-03 18:10:10 · answer #7 · answered by Pepper 3 · 0 0

the chicken

2006-08-03 18:03:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The chicken-- God created all LIVING creature.

2006-08-03 19:15:10 · answer #9 · answered by jlee 4 · 0 0

aarrgg! people are so stupid!!! the chicken...God didnt put eggs on the earth and say"when u hatch u'll be a chicken"

2006-08-03 21:53:23 · answer #10 · answered by soon_2_B_3 2 · 0 0

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