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If a statement pertains to your lord give one point.

-Mother is a virgin
-Father is a king
-Often a near relative of his mother
-Circumstances of his conception are unusual
-Supposed son of a god
-At birth an attempt to kill him by his father
-But is spirited away
-Reared by foster parents in a foreign country
-Told nothing of his childhood
-Upon manhood he goes to his future kingdom
-After victory over a giant or a dragon or a king...
-...Gets married to a princess
-Becomes king
-Reigns uneventfully
-Prescribes laws
-Later loses favour with his subjects
-Driven from the throne of the city
-Meets with a mysterious death...
-...Often at the top of a hill
-His children, if any do not succeed him
-His body is not buried...
-...And has one or more Holy sepulchres

How did your lord do? Let's look at the scoresheet...

Oedipus-22
Theseus-20
Jesus-19
Romulus-17
Hercules-17
Perseus-16
Zeus-15
Jason-15
Robin Hood-13
Apollo-11

Jesus is number 3 on the list. Not even a decent myth.

2006-08-03 10:05:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

6 answers

wonderful! wherd you get that from?

2006-08-03 10:10:49 · answer #1 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 0 0

Get real, we don't test our Lord, The Lord created everyone of us, and doesn't want sin or doubt to take over our hearts or our souls, God is our father, and our creator, and yet so many people have so much, but don't sit down once and thank the Lord, If it wasn't for God, satan would burn us all in a pit of fire, and play cruel jokes on everyone of us.

2006-08-03 17:12:20 · answer #2 · answered by bryton1001 4 · 0 0

Jesus is the truth and the only way.....all the rest are myths....sorry that you are unable to see that but maybe one day you too will have eyes that are not veiled....

2006-08-03 17:11:27 · answer #3 · answered by shiningon 6 · 0 0

"Do not test the Lord, your God". So no, I won't.

As if this silly thing could negate Jesus is the Lord of Lords!

2006-08-03 17:13:00 · answer #4 · answered by christian_lady_2001 5 · 0 0

Maybe no one ever told you,but you don't test the Lord. He tests you.

2006-08-03 17:11:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's because He is not a Myth.

2006-08-03 17:11:07 · answer #6 · answered by Lilah 5 · 0 0

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