2006-08-03 09:26:15 · 26 answers · asked by Peter McKoy 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Get rid of all your ethics, hide behind children, shoot rockets at civilians, and claim that you are doing it all in the name of religion.
2006-08-03 09:31:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
In all seriousness, you probably wouldn't be able to no matter how hard you tried to be John Walker Lindh.
Successful militias such as Hezbollah recruit carefully from a set ethnic, religious, tribal profile. That homogeneity ensures unit cohesion and near-impossibility for infiltration into the unit. Simply put, the chances of you being accepted as a frontline fighter are nonexistent. The effort to gain acceptance in the right circles leading to full recruitment would take years, if not decades, of preparatory cultural immersion, and you do not have the luxury of that time.
Keep in mind that with the latest round of hostilities, Hezbollah has had an influx of volunteers beg for acceptance, and has refused to water down its recruiting standards. If native-born Lebanese can't gain entry, then the chances for you simply do not exist.
2006-08-04 11:42:30 · answer #2 · answered by Nat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a Hezbollah recruiter and make the best deal you can. They probably won't offer a college tuition program after your Hezbollah contract expires. Instead, you may have a choice of celestial virgins, and a 4 bedroom by an exotic paradisaical locale.
2006-08-03 17:01:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must practice being a craven coward. Until you learn how to hide among civilians you won't be selected for duty with Hezbollah.
Call the Israeli Consulate. I'm certain they will tell you all about it.
Hank Feral
2006-08-03 17:01:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to follow the Islamic religion and get the idea that its okay to blow your self up and eventually do so. You have to
beleive in that book of evil the Qu,ran and get the idea that its okay to kill everyone thats not Islamic and thats about it and
please tell the Israeli Armed Forces to prefferably a soldeir
with a weapon.
2006-08-03 18:12:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First stop thinking for yourself, Second let some religous nut cram his hateful faireytale down your throat until you can't make reason from B***S**T. Third, Buy a plane ticket to Lebanon. And finally. Kiss your azz good-by.
2006-08-03 16:36:56 · answer #6 · answered by D.J.G. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the nearest U.S. Army recruiting center. Just ask anyone in a uniform - preferably someone wearing a gun.
2006-08-03 16:32:45 · answer #7 · answered by Will 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very lousy choice of career. The pay sux-the life expectency of the job is limited-you don't get vacation pay or sick leave.
2006-08-03 16:43:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go on down to Camp Lejeune and ask a Marine I'm sure they will help you real quick.
2006-08-04 01:35:56 · answer #9 · answered by joonam_21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A sad ambition for a purported man of medicine.
2006-08-03 16:31:47 · answer #10 · answered by Curious1usa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋