Best story gets 10.
2006-08-03 09:04:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
well it was very embarrassing but I was going to work slipped on my white pantsand left and hours later at my work, I started getting a cramp, my managager told me to go to the bathroom, and when I did, I realized I had my period and you could see it on my butt!
2006-08-03 09:10:58 · answer #1 · answered by Newlywed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I was working in a two story building and the end of the stairs was sticking out as it turned to go to the second floor. The outside part of that piece has a yellow caution tape around it so you know it is there, but this piece didn't have one. So one day I was walking in and this older man came in behind, I am a very observant person so instead of looking in front of me I had my head down and looking sideways. The reason I was looking at him was because he smelled like cigarettes and I hate that smell. Well, since I had my head down I didn't see the piece sticking out and I hit it with my head so hard that what shocked me more was how loud it was rather than the pain it gave me. The older man asked me if I was okay and I said yes. I went straight to the restroom feeling embarrassed and a headache. The next day I had a blue bruise on my forehead, and I saw the old man again and blushed. I guess I learned my lesson about walking with my head down and not minding my business.
2006-08-03 09:20:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time I went to a Christmas party for my husband's work, so all his mates and their spouses were there. Someone brought their dog because we were going to put antler-bobbers on him for some funny pictures. Anyway I called the dog, a huge brown lab, and bent down to pet him as he comes just a-barrelling over. At the last second the dog leapt into the air and BAM! His snout connects with my upper lip. I go flying backwards and land on a few chairs, completely knocked out. I came to like three seconds later and my lip stings like hell. It was split wide open and there was blood pouring everywhere. A bunch of people thought I was all drunk and I had passed out when in actuality I was like 4 months pregnant and hadn't had any alcohol at all. ROFL!
Anyway I was fine, my lip healed up with barely a shadow of a scar, and of course the dog was uninjured. People still chuckle about that to this day. It must've been hilarious to watch.
2006-08-03 09:21:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my bf farted inside the blanket we were sleeping in and covered me under his smelly fart. I was in a deep sleep and woke up so fast and vomited all over him.
2006-08-05 09:20:53 · answer #4 · answered by Maggie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋