I'm kinda lonely because my owner left for a three day vacation. The gate is close and I can't go out and I'm left alone here in the garage. Grandpa just comes out of the house to give me my food and water and clean my waste - he does not want to pat me.
2006-08-03 09:01:41 · 3 answers · asked by Petals 2 in Pets ➔ Dogs
Cute.... A duck walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The Bartender says "NO." Next day- Duck walks into the bar. He asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" Bartender says "NO!!!!" Third day, duck walks into the bar. He asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes? He says " NO- I didn't have any yesterday, I don't have any today and I won't have any tomorrow. If you come in again I will nail your feet to the bar. Next day he walks in & asks do you have any nails? Bartender says "No." So He asks, "Do you have any grapes?
2006-08-03 09:18:28 · answer #1 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Creation
(According To Canine Historians)
Author Unknown
On the first day God created the dog.
On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the dog.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog.
On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy & the man broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to walk the dog.
2006-08-03 09:39:06 · answer #2 · answered by jaclyn b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be happy you have a shaddy spot, I just heard yesterday that its soooo hot, a coyote was chasing a rabbit and they were both walking!
2006-08-03 09:09:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋