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Tell him he was bald when he went to sleep & if he can't remember that, tell him he must be losing his marbles.

2006-08-03 08:41:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just re- stick the hair back on his head with PVA glue, when he wakes up and rubs his head he'll think its all fallen out!

Oh and take a break somewhere for a couple of weeks, that way he can't try and get revenge!

2006-08-07 23:50:33 · answer #2 · answered by Flashandy 2 · 1 0

Shave your own hair off, and if possible the dog's, the cat's the guinea pig and next doors Rottweiler and scream

'What's happening?' in a genuinely panicky kind of way

2006-08-03 21:56:48 · answer #3 · answered by Ellie G 2 · 1 0

The best thing that you could is to shave of your own hair when he wakes up pretend to be sleeping when he sees your hair he will ask what the hell has happened to your head look shocked then say DAD it must inheirited try it . it must be worth a few points

2006-08-03 08:53:35 · answer #4 · answered by Will 2 · 0 0

Accidentally shave your own hair off and pretend to be asleep. when he wakes up, then tell there must me a mad barber who escaped from the mental institution.

2006-08-03 08:40:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

How the hell can you accidentally shave someones hair off?!!
Just shave off his armpit hairs and weave em back on superglue fashion

2006-08-08 04:06:07 · answer #6 · answered by madfairy 4 · 0 0

He'll notice sooner or later. Best thing to do is apply to his vainity. As soon as he wakes, start tellin him how good he looks and by the time he does realise- he will either be in a forgiving mood or impressed by how good he looks, he might overlook it.

2006-08-03 08:53:23 · answer #7 · answered by omoatayo 2 · 0 0

glue the bits back on with super glue - hide the bic razor and deny all knowledge

alternatively, shave your head and say that it must be a genetic problem that is in your family as you seemed to have suffered the same fate - that is until he tells you that you were adopted

2006-08-03 08:41:41 · answer #8 · answered by The one 4 · 0 0

stick a load of it back with glue and deny any knolege of it, if not shave yours off and pretend to be a sleep next to him let himwake up first if that fails keep your trainers on a make a run fo it.

2006-08-03 08:48:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Draw hair on all the mirrors so that when he looks in the mirror he won't notice.
Or you could put the razor in his hand so that when he wakes up he will think he's done it himself, in his sleep.

2006-08-03 08:42:58 · answer #10 · answered by migelito 5 · 1 0

hide all mirrors in the house and say that stress made his hair fall out while he was asleep or he must have a form of alopecia and when it grows back say he is cured

2006-08-08 20:33:37 · answer #11 · answered by jenjen the one and only 3 · 0 0

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