2006-08-03 07:47:07 · 82 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Nope! Thanx to this:
13 Reasons to Smile
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
How come we choose from just two people to run for
president and over fifty for Miss America?
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!"
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever.
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Bumper sticker of the year:
"If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier"
And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
And also thanx to the weather, for not being too hot today.
2006-08-03 07:51:32 · answer #1 · answered by nichellecomicbookgirl 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Well, I'm knackered, had 2 hours sleep in the last 2 days, sliced my hand open with a chisel, got a killer migraine which has been going on for 3 days (hence the lack of sleep) and got my leccy bill in. BUT, I finally finished decorating my bedroom today so all in all no. in the grand scheme of things it's been quite a good day and when my head does finally explode at least I will die safe in the knowledge that my bedroom looks nice!!
2006-08-03 08:00:01 · answer #2 · answered by Pookie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today isn't too bad, but I've had a string of days that were busy / stressful / crazy / depressing / bad, so I'm still a bit moody.
Oddly enough, Yahoo Answers makes me smile.
2006-08-03 08:06:59 · answer #3 · answered by Church Music Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was kind of.It started out great, got really bad around 3 ish but its getting better now the kids are in bed and hopefully asleep. Would be better if my hubby was home though.
2006-08-03 07:55:19 · answer #4 · answered by daniel'smum 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No my hubby's day off today so having a great day cause he home with me even if he is working away on his laptop.
2006-08-04 04:15:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have been having bad days for quite a while. Thank you!
2006-08-03 07:50:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mel Gibson?
2006-08-03 07:49:46 · answer #7 · answered by Sir Sandwich Slayer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No,I've just finished my course assignment so I'm very pleased with myself at the moment. Sorry if you're having a bad one, I hope it picks up for you tomorrow.
2006-08-03 07:52:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope not a bad day for me thankfully.
Unlucky if you're having a bad day but I hope it's only one bad day for you.
:-)
2006-08-03 07:52:12 · answer #9 · answered by The Techie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I'm not. I'm having a rather average day. Sorry if your day is not good today.
2006-08-03 09:57:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋