What are some of the things that you should not say in the middle of sex? Guys or Girls
2006-08-03 06:38:04 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Waiter, bring me another fork, please.
So, I'm guessing you didn't get the restraining order?
And this must be your mother. Nice to meet you.
So when the homeless guy finished, I turned to everyone else and said, "Sorry guys, I'm running late for my date tonight," then I rushed right home to you.
Could you move your elbow? It's hitting me in the a s s.
Do you think these spiked heels make me look fat?
Have you ever used a double balloon enema nozzle?
Ok. When I'm about to c u m, I want you to fart in my face.
It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.
And my #1 favorite:
What?! I thought you were a girl sheep!
2006-08-03 07:08:20 · answer #1 · answered by JayD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10. Are you sure you're in?
9. I think camera 3 is out of focus, hold on.
8. Oh no, the wife is home and she hates threesomes.
7. I saw this in a cartoon once, but I think it can work.
6. By the way, um, how much is this costing me?
5. Wow, I just noticed, your eyes are so much like my mom's!
4. I wish I could say it was just me, but I thought the viagra pills were skittles earlier, and well, knocked off a whole bag.
3. I love you Renee.. I mean Rachel.. um.. Rebecca.. ah damn I know it begins with an "R" ..um.. Rick?...
2. I hope you don't mind, I sometimes call out my own name.
1. You wouldn't mind being dressed up as a chicken, would you?
2006-08-03 06:47:08 · answer #2 · answered by Sean/Guy Wiley 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In no particular order:
1. I'm so tired
2. This felt better an hour ago with the other person
3. Is it in?
4. Oh, sorry, did you say something?
5. I have another appointment in 5 mins can we get this over with.
6. Are you finished yet?
7. Why are you looking at me that way you creep?
8. Yuck! your sweat is dripping on me!
9. Hurry up!
10. Do you mind if I watch T.V.?
2006-08-03 06:44:41 · answer #3 · answered by ~*Pamcake*~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Opps!
2. Wah, I want my mommy!
3. Do you mind if I smoke?
4. Could you make sheep sounds for me?
5. What smells?
6. Shhh… my Mom’s still sleeping
7. Umm, what’s your name again?
8. Do you mind if I put this pillow over your face for a minute.
9. I think I’m gonna get sick.
10. Hang on, I gotta take this call.
LOL
2006-08-03 07:24:30 · answer #4 · answered by Sir Greggath 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did we forget to turn the coffee pot off?; I gotta hurry up and iron clothes!; You think you could give the kids a bath after this?; What time does "Friends" come on tonight?; You think we can work on getting a minivan?; I wonder where I should go to get school supplies cheap?; Did you call your mother back?; Can son/daughter take karate/dance lessons?; I really need to clean the bathrooms!; Do you think we should get the kids bunk beds?
2006-08-03 06:50:02 · answer #5 · answered by dorky_goddess 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh,my God,is that my husband home early?
I'm still waiting for the results of that aids test.
Can you believe it, I found out we have the same father?
Your even better than my german shepard.
Is it in?
I usually charge twice as much!
Im'sorry,I dozed off there for a minute.
What was your name again?
Most men can"t tell since I had the operation.
Your special,this is my first time,this hour.
That smell? My breast implants are horse meat.
2006-08-03 06:49:41 · answer #6 · answered by onelonevoice 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1) Your ex's name.
2) Oops
3) Yours isn't as big.
4) I hope the free clinic calls soon.
5) Is it in yet?
Ok, I ran out of stuff.
2006-08-03 06:42:39 · answer #7 · answered by Otis F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1)Do you enjoy?
2)Have you finished?
3)have you ever had an orgasm?
4)why are you so slow(fast)?
5)let`s go to smoke
6)laughing or smiling
7)did you use preservative?
8)maybe we will plane children?
9)will you be my husband(wife)?
10)do you have lubricant?
11!!!)why do you shout so loud?
2006-08-03 06:46:22 · answer #8 · answered by MissRussia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.Where can I blow my load
2.Lets get married
3.Do you do anal?
4.Did Mike Tyson pork you before me? You are loose!!
5.Why are you bleeding?
6.Did you queef?
7.it looks like a roast beef sandwhich girl.
8.Damn girl, you are better than your sister!!!
9.You better douche next time.
10.Are your parents proud?
2006-08-03 06:48:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mummy/Daddy
Forgive me oh Lord for this vile thing I do
You look a lot like your brother
Maybe we can just be friends
2006-08-03 06:44:01 · answer #10 · answered by AndyH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋