Anyone out there who has any idea....Thank you.... I respect the office of President a lot....So I am concerned about our President's personal hygene.
2006-08-03 06:20:36 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Health ➔ Other - Health
It's easy to locate the president's ***, look for Tony Blair's head.
2006-08-03 11:00:39 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa H 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It is accomplished through the process of elimination, no pun intended.
Actually, his needs are met by the Secret Service. His doctor found that George W. consistently rubbed all the skin from his elbows after defecating. Unable to train him in the proper procedure, they simply opted for the manpower option.
The agents don't seem to mind, as the job qualifies them for hazardous duty pay.
2006-08-03 14:43:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, he asks Carl Rove to bend over and then he gently massages the silken TP into the tissues surrounding his right hand mans bum hole. GW doesnt acutally crap out his own bottom. He does that out of his mouth.
2006-08-03 13:29:59 · answer #3 · answered by prancingmonkey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He just wipes down his entire body.
He hires a few illegal mexicans to do it, for him, with copies of the constitution, and on their days off he has a compliment of prisioners at Gitmo use their Qurans.
2006-08-03 13:27:37 · answer #4 · answered by ***** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He goes up to the first liberal he sees and stuffs toilet paper up their mouth. Usually thats the correct hole. Its where most of the crap comes from anyway.
2006-08-03 13:27:22 · answer #5 · answered by BL1957 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good question considering both holes are full of sh!t. He would give a new meaning to "double fisted"!
2006-08-03 17:08:09 · answer #6 · answered by ♠♣♥Rogue♣♥♠ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With Dick Cheney, a periscope, and a flashlight.
2006-08-03 14:20:23 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say it's a game of hit or miss
2006-08-03 13:25:37 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He talks **** all the time..Laura is always wiping his mouth!!
2006-08-03 13:25:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good question.
2006-08-03 13:27:51 · answer #10 · answered by Joanne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋