Call out in the bedroon?
Oh, natural selection, natural selection....
hahaha, my friend told me that yesterday. hahahaha
2006-08-03 06:08:02 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
People this is a joke, plain and simple, it was not to offend anyone. I also laugh at jokes about Christians, i do have a sense of humor.
2006-08-03 06:19:18 · update #1
Ok, you got a laugh out of me on that one! Hahahaha
I needed that.
2006-08-03 06:10:04 · answer #1 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hilarious
2006-08-03 13:14:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We say things not allowed on here.
But I do say "oh my God" and "Jesus" all the time in general. But when I swear on something I don't say "I swear to god". Because I could be lying. I say "I swear on my daughters life" then people know I'm telling the truth.
2006-08-03 13:17:25 · answer #3 · answered by Tiffany Nicole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you liked that one, here's another to make your day!
An athiest was taking a walk through the valley of shadow of death woods. My, what majestic trees! What beautiful animals! What powerful rivers! He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside a powerful river he heard a loud rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a seven foot grizzly bear charge toward him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked back and saw the bear was closing. He looked again. The bear was even closer. In fear mode his legs failed; he tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but the bear was now on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
The athiest cried out: "Oh my God!" Immediately time stopped, the bear froze, the forest and river went silent. A bright light shone on the athiest, and a voice came out of the sky: "You deny my existence all these years, teach others I don't exist, even credit what I created and made to cosmic accident. And now you cry out to me, expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to now count you as a believer?"
The athiest looked into the bright light and said: "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian believer now, but perhaps you could grant me a wish: make the bear a Christian instead". "Very well", said the skyward voice. The bright light went out. The sounds of the forest and river resumed.
The bear dropped his right paw about to strike, brought both paws together, bowed his head to the ground, and spoke these words: "Lord, Bless this food I am about to eat, having received it from thy bounty through Christ Jesus the lord. Amen.".
2006-08-03 13:14:25 · answer #4 · answered by buford_bargain_hunter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a Dog.
2006-08-03 13:19:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
thanks for 2 points and a laugh!
2006-08-03 13:11:22 · answer #6 · answered by rainprincess0820 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh God Oh God. Since I'm with a guy, the blasphemy makes it hotter.
2006-08-03 13:11:43 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seeing how 80percent of all Aethists belive in God probally the same as you would
2006-08-03 13:14:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are extemely prejudice and why are Atheists bathroom habits important to yoU!@
2006-08-03 13:12:29 · answer #9 · answered by nswblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You might need some divine help in your spelling.
2006-08-03 13:16:40 · answer #10 · answered by TOO HOT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋