I was told as a young man never to drink alone (see details)?

Question

What the hell are lones?

Answer 1

"Never drink a Lone" refers to Lone Star Beer. The official piss water of Texas. This should always be followed by the corollary, "never drink ANYTHING made by Pabst".
http://www.mylifeisbeer.com/beer/bottles/bottledetail/332/

"Never drink alone", on the other hand is the short form of "never drink alone at a bar around closing time". This is so someone can reign us in, and point out that the 400 pound gorilla in the corner you're about to take home really isn't Cindy Crawford.

Answer 2

I always drink with Jack Daniels and Jim Beam. Old Grandad likes to join in from time to time. Jose' Cuervo comes by when I want to tequila some time, and my wife, old bloody Mary isn't around. I have always lived by the credo: Better a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Answer 3

I'm not sure what a lone is, but I guess it would be ok to drink a beer instead. By yourself or with company.

Answer 4

Iones or Ions? Ions are charged molecules in the air.
I used to know a girl named Ione, but she was ugly.
I was told never drink Gin, it makes them thin... but never figured out what " them" was....

Answer 5

i personally can not sit in the house and drink by myself i like to rowdy to much

Answer 6

I don't know, every night I get drunk by myself and try to answer that same question ;)

Answer 7

easy-2

Answer 8

it can make you depressed

Answer 9

>.<

Answer 10

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