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What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

2006-08-03 05:47:31 · 13 answers · asked by Sad Monkey 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

THATS GOOD...I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE.
lol..kind of funny

2006-08-03 05:56:57 · answer #1 · answered by ღbrownsugarღ 3 · 0 1

AT 8 - Woman will kill you for looking 2ce at her!
At 18 -- Woman try to palm her off on you!
At 28 - Woman try to palm her off after she does their work!
At 38 - Woman still try to palm her off but now it can be worth $'s!
At 48 - Woman will drag & drop her at ya house, if ya not careful!
At 58 - Woman will do ANYTHING to get rid of her!
At 68 - Woman more likely to forget her, over ya house!
At 78 - Oh damn did anybody see ____ she was just here?

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-08-03 13:07:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oldiiee but funnniiiieeeeeeeee,

9/10

2006-08-03 12:52:32 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

Nice joke buddy

2006-08-03 13:15:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yes what pd said old but funny lol but it was great lol check ya later ♥

2006-08-03 17:07:57 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

Funny...

2006-08-03 13:24:15 · answer #6 · answered by Sh00nya 4 · 0 0

heard it b4 but still funny

2006-08-03 13:06:08 · answer #7 · answered by Sherry Baby ( Ethan's Mama ) 6 · 0 0

It was unique and kindy funny :)

2006-08-03 13:01:43 · answer #8 · answered by Redbuddafly 2 · 0 0

funny lol

2006-08-03 13:00:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol :) that's funny ..

2006-08-03 13:19:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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