WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM ?
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
2006-08-03 05:36:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was very very dumb. and by the way, aren't you 14. and babies are a blessing they come from above.
2006-08-03 05:41:27 · answer #1 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one before but it ended with "A pearl necklace" ijnstead of jewlery!!
2006-08-03 12:50:01 · answer #2 · answered by DeeLicious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is so old sorry sweetheart check ya later â¥
2006-08-03 17:13:41 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-03 12:52:38 · answer #4 · answered by annie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny but yuck
2006-08-03 20:36:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it. i never heard of it before.
2006-08-03 13:00:14 · answer #6 · answered by AAhh Elza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one :)
2006-08-03 13:03:15 · answer #7 · answered by Redbuddafly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny,
but who are you?
Jem cary?
2006-08-03 14:10:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL I LIKE THAT ONE
2006-08-04 10:18:04 · answer #9 · answered by I know these things 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice?
2006-08-03 13:06:43 · answer #10 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋