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2006-08-03 05:32:39 · 7 answers · asked by Sad Monkey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If God had an email (joke)?
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So He called one of His best angels and sent the angel to Earth for a while. When she returned she told God, yes it is bad on Earth, 95% is bad and 5% is good.
Well, He thought for a moment and thought maybe He'd better send down a second angel to get another point of view. So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned he went to God and told him "Yes, the Earth is in decline. 95% is bad and 5% is good." God said this was not good.
So He decided to send e-mail to the 5% that were good. He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what that e-mail said?
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Oh, you didn't get one either, huh? Bummer
2006-08-03 06:24:23 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one indeed...
hey u forgot the post the Phone number...BTW, it should be a toll-free call, shouldn't it...:-))
Also, whats the privacy policy...are the Social Security #s shared with other partners whom the Alimighty does business with...and what about the folks who don't have a SS #?
2006-08-03 06:21:32 · answer #2 · answered by Sh00nya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it was clever lol i liked the 666 one lol check ya later â¥
2006-08-03 10:15:08 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol
did u make that up? it's sooo cool. lmao
2006-08-03 05:36:59 · answer #4 · answered by ღbrownsugarღ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-03 06:19:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool. im gonna call GOD!
2006-08-03 06:09:39 · answer #6 · answered by TROLLIN' 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i bet!
2006-08-03 05:37:13 · answer #7 · answered by Metin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋