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I have got the best chat up line ever: I saw you and past out from your beauty and hit my head on the ground, so im gunna have to have your name and number for insurance purposes!!

2006-08-03 05:29:23 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

22 answers

cr@p!

2006-08-03 05:32:21 · answer #1 · answered by jack 5 · 0 0

You funny, but find another pick up line if you expect women to give you their real phone numbers

2006-08-03 12:33:39 · answer #2 · answered by Ms. Educated 2 · 0 0

Eewww
Best chat up line is just "I think you're gorgeous. Would you go out with me?"
Why all the cheesy crap?

2006-08-03 14:06:42 · answer #3 · answered by Patchouli Pammy 7 · 0 0

I am completely spooked when someone asks for my name and number in chat.

2006-08-03 12:34:31 · answer #4 · answered by doc 6 · 0 0

Sad git

2006-08-03 12:46:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If that's the best you've ever heard, I feel sorry for ya.

2006-08-03 12:34:11 · answer #6 · answered by bobemac 7 · 0 0

Who said it's the best anyway?

2006-08-03 16:56:53 · answer #7 · answered by chicho 2 · 0 0

You young'ns. Yuk try again, that's awful.

2006-08-03 12:35:46 · answer #8 · answered by Ms CMP5260 3 · 0 0

nope best one I ever got was - sorry you dont mind me asking, but do you sleep on your stomach?
To which I replied - no.........
To which he says - oh cool you dont mind if i do then do you

Getit????

2006-08-04 08:34:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

id jus look @ u shake my head then run away very fast...

2006-08-04 05:55:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol are you drunk or what but hey ive heard worse lmao

2006-08-03 12:33:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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