When i was a baby i was ugly the doctor did'nt slap my @rse he punched me in the face
(followed up with)
When i was a baby i was so ugly my mother used to hang a pork chop round my neck just so the dog would play with me
2006-08-03 05:20:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those are so funny
2006-08-03 05:24:40 · answer #1 · answered by Emily F 5 · 7⤊ 3⤋
Ok the second one Will in the Fresh Prince of Bel-air says that line and the 1st isn't funny, What would be funny is this: You so ugly that when you where born instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped yo mamma and asked "What the hell was wrong with you?" now thats funny.
2006-08-03 05:27:07 · answer #2 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm happy that you are such a good wife to be tolerating those self hatred jokes which truly don't cutt it
I'm happy that after all this time being married and you still laugh at your hubbies corny jokes
i really give you kudos
don't take me wrong i am happy that you are still so much in love
you know when your dating you laugh at your boyfriends jokes to make him feel that you enjoy his company
im happy that you still love him and enjoy him and visa versa
2006-08-03 05:39:14 · answer #3 · answered by annie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are from Rodney Dangerfield. He always told self hating jokes to get a laugh
2006-08-03 05:24:46 · answer #4 · answered by jr90292 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh tell your hubby to not make fun of you unless you are that ugly then lol Your so ugly that you have to sneak on your mirror. LOL sorry.
2006-08-03 05:26:57 · answer #5 · answered by so_fast420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard them in around 1973..a bit dated
2006-08-03 05:25:13 · answer #6 · answered by jack 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats nothing.....my sisters so ugly even Hells Angels wouldn't shag her!
And her lipstick backs down the tube screaming......
2006-08-03 11:37:30 · answer #7 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should always throw away any unused xmas crackers, even the jokes go off after a while.
2006-08-03 05:28:27 · answer #8 · answered by nuclear farter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are stupid
ive heard both of those jokes dozens of times. i even heard the second one on fresh prince of bel-air.
2006-08-03 05:25:11 · answer #9 · answered by jessica :] 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your hubby must be pretty ugly!
2006-08-03 05:25:05 · answer #10 · answered by The Flashman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you need to tell your "hubby" to stop tell'in jokes.
oh and that last one was off the fresh prince.
2006-08-03 05:25:01 · answer #11 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋