There once was a guy called Edna...
2006-08-03 05:10:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and he went down to a little bar on an old dirt road jsut off of the Interstate. He was there quite a while when he started a to a guy named Sue. Sue told Edna that he was looking for his father to kill him for giving him such a horrible name. But it just so happened that Edna was a therapist and gently and calmly talked Sue out of doing that horrible deed. And then they got drunk!
You know, Sue, based on the "A Boy Named Sue" by Johnny Cash.
2006-08-03 05:19:18 · answer #1 · answered by Brian.E 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
there once was a guy called edna somethings...he has a girl name and loves 2 drink beer
2006-08-03 23:55:35 · answer #2 · answered by runner_825825 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was a very happy-go-lucky fello.but there was one thing that was disturbing him.why did he have a girl's name.but he was not able to ask his parents since they were no more.one day while he was watching TLC he got an idea.why not change my gender.so he went to a surgeon who would change his gender.and EDNA became a GIRL
2006-08-03 12:19:56 · answer #3 · answered by jeki_dslo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a guy called Edna
Who watched the movie "Glen or Glenda"
With tears in his eyes (and to no one's surprise)
said, "I loved it right till the enda."
2006-08-04 00:52:37 · answer #4 · answered by scourgeoftheleft 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who questioned his parents about his name. This is what his father replied: The minute you were born Ma looked at me and said Pa what should we name im and I said Ed na?
2006-08-03 19:06:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...Whom everyone thought was deadna
He Sat Up In His Bed
And Said" Hey, I'm Not Dead!"
Then Everyone Heard What He Saidna!
2006-08-03 12:23:02 · answer #6 · answered by minniemo67065 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who was crazy over a guy named Hello whose favourite food is cows' tongues!
2006-08-03 12:20:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
who kept mr hello in his bedna
he said it was great
cause hello was straight
and wouldnt give him some headna
2006-08-03 12:29:37 · answer #8 · answered by gwaz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hu trained his toungue to twist n twit to utter the word 'T'.
2006-08-03 12:27:30 · answer #9 · answered by ana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who only ate small rabbit treats!
2006-08-03 12:16:34 · answer #10 · answered by jabbie1993 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋