my dad pretended that he wuz mentally retarrded and wuz "hitting" on the pizza delivery guy!!! it wuz hilarious!!!~!!!
2006-08-03 05:00:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A telemarketer called my house at TWO IN THE MOURNING!! I answered the phone thinking it was an emergency. He immediately tried to sell me something. At which point I said:
" Shhhh!... The aliens are back!... They'er going to take back to their planet and run more test!"
He hanged up on me.
2006-08-03 06:02:02 · answer #1 · answered by i_love_superheroes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i once call operator and faked i was drunk then i said ihave a really bad emergency.........im bored to DEATH- tell me a joke pretty lady(the operator was a guy).then i said you know what i dont need you i'll go bathe in some kool aid(good thing i used a street phone and not mine)
2006-08-03 05:14:21 · answer #2 · answered by xx_bry_xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got one so drunk and high he couldn't go back to work.
Did the same thing to a maintenance man once.He left to go get a part and never came back.Left his tools and everything.
2006-08-03 05:07:49 · answer #3 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well... my friend called the pizza man a doctor and asked if the pizza wud heal common cold !!!
2006-08-03 05:06:04 · answer #4 · answered by dj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I said "i love you" after I ordered the pizza. DOH~!
2006-08-03 05:05:25 · answer #5 · answered by Valkyrie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋