At the hospital - a clean joke?

Question

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another From a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director
reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."

Answer 1

The bangla version of this joke is very popular. 10*

Answer 2

LOLZ!!!!! right, heres another medical joke...my favourite.

A lecturer was talking to his class of 1st year medical students in dissection hall

"There are 2 things you need to be a good doctor.istly, you must be disgusted by anything that has got to do with the cadavers (dead bodies)"

He then stuck his finger into the cadaver's anus and suck his finger right after that. Pointed to a student and told him to do the same thing.

Apalled student was horrified but follow suit anyway.

Once done, the lecturer continued to the 2nd thing to be a good doc- PERCEPTION.

"i stuck my index finger in but i sucked my middle finger!"

Answer 3

hha lol...very funny joke...wanna write some more?
lmao

Answer 4

great stuff i mean would u hag him out to dry if u was saine

Answer 5

I know.....tht man is schezophenic......lmao

Eish I think I am too......spelling mistakes

Answer 6

lol, ive heard that one before, www.ahajokes.com

Answer 7

thats funny good one :)

Answer 8

verrrrrrrrrrrry funny ........actually hilllllllarious .... good job ;-)

Answer 9

oooooooooh

Answer 10

that was funny