A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it.
"The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The fighter pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties....
"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I AM wearing panties!
" The fighter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
2006-08-03 04:58:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
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2006-08-03 05:06:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 10:56:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2006-08-03 05:03:28 · answer #3 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOO! Can I meet this fighter pilot?
2006-08-03 05:02:48 · answer #4 · answered by Flutter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how's this one...Woman:Doctor, doctor, my husband has white flakes all over his jacket, what do I do?
Doctor: give him Head and Shoulders
Woman: Pauses for a second...
Woman: Doctor, doctor how do I give him shoulders?
Hee hee :)
2006-08-03 05:07:34 · answer #5 · answered by Chicky_S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its cute
2006-08-03 05:06:23 · answer #6 · answered by ostrom57 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that is a pretty good one. He is going to f@ck her....I get it! LOL
2006-08-03 05:04:24 · answer #7 · answered by uchaboo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good
2006-08-03 05:04:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. haha.. very funny.. took me a while to get it
2006-08-03 05:04:36 · answer #9 · answered by Sad Monkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great. Loved it.
2006-08-03 05:03:25 · answer #10 · answered by Lisa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋