It was a limerick, it went something like: There once was a man from Nantucket
I don't remember the rest, can y'all tell me?
2006-08-03 04:47:57 · 7 answers · asked by Brian.E 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Clean Version:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
Dirty version:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose d**k was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a c*nt, I could f**k it."
2006-08-03 05:15:35 · answer #1 · answered by Grown Man 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i know what you're talking about... is this it?
There was an old man of Nantucket
Who kept all of his cash in a Bucket
But his daughter named Nan
Ran away with a man
And as far as the bucket, Nantucket
hope that helps
2006-08-03 04:56:05 · answer #2 · answered by golfergirlie2008 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there once was a man from Nantucket ,
had a dic k so long he could su ck it.....lol
only parody i know of..lol
2006-08-03 05:03:23 · answer #3 · answered by jerdan95 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naaaaaaaaa nevr heard nor read
2006-08-03 05:13:58 · answer #4 · answered by ana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, my daughter, said she knew how it went, but, she forgot too.........Sorry...
2006-08-03 04:54:31 · answer #5 · answered by Hmg♥Brd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry never heard of it.
2006-08-03 04:52:33 · answer #6 · answered by lhee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RAISINS!
2006-08-03 17:37:07 · answer #7 · answered by beardedoctopus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋