"Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains."
"Pfffftt, that's the least of your worries, you've got Aids."
2006-08-03 04:47:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
na aint too harsh. this is a wee bit harsh.. doctor doctor i keep coughing blood. doctor thats no problem lets have a look, oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear. what is it doctor? im afraid you have lung cancer. no doctor im only 30 getting married next month i demand a second opinion. ok then you still have lung cancer and your an ugly bastard as well.
2006-08-03 05:34:33 · answer #1 · answered by nuclear farter 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains."
"Look, I'm just a GP... That's a serious psychological complaint you've got there!"
2006-08-03 04:52:51 · answer #2 · answered by Sitting Still 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
curtain jokes?
a frenchman italian and ozzie bloke are boasting about there sexual performances
Frenchman says "after i make love to my woman she feels like she is floating on air"
itallian says after isa make love to my beautifull woman she says " she isa walking and floating in ze clouds for ze rest of ze daya"
Australian says "dats nuttnig mate after i fuk me sheila i wipe the spunnk on the curtains and she goes straight through the fukin roof"
2006-08-06 17:59:10 · answer #3 · answered by mark d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
now pull yourself together
you will soon have no worries
2006-08-03 21:04:31 · answer #4 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry about that. Use protection next life ....I mean next time.
2006-08-03 04:53:43 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really harsh, just wack.
2006-08-03 04:53:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2006-08-06 03:56:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋