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A yellow Bird
with a Yellow bill
Sat upon
My window sill
I lured him in
with a piece of Bread
and then I
Smashed his little head

The moral of
The story is
To get some Head
You need some bread


Tell me what you think or if you have any of your own lymrics.

2006-08-03 04:40:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

4 answers

Heard it as a poem as a 15 year old:

I spied a birdie in the snow,
A broken wing it did show.
So I lured it near with crumbs of bread...
And then I smashed its f**king head!

But you brought back memories of a cadence song from boot camp...

Mama, Mama, can't you see?
What the Navy's done to me?
Broke my heart and took my soul...
And put me in this gloomy hole.

But our favorite was illegal because we got to stomp wile marching...

Let me hear you make a stomp...let me hear your left foot drop.
(STOMP)
Oh, that sounds so mighty fine, let me hear it one more time.
(STOMP)
Now that you have got it right, this time let me hear your right
(STOMP)
Now that we have got a show, this time let me hear them both
(STOMP, STOMP)
Yea ahhhh!

2006-08-03 04:55:36 · answer #1 · answered by photonic_beam 4 · 0 0

I don't know but it's been said,
Navy wings are made of lead.
I don't know but it's been told,
Air Force wings are made of gold.
Sound off
not really the same thing as cadences but here is where I find the best lymerics
http://home.earthlink.net/~kristenaa/naughty/

2006-08-03 05:09:37 · answer #2 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 0 0

I just came back from the NCO Academy, they taught us that and added these words:

A little puppy, with little paws,
was sitting on, my table saw.
I heard him bark, and watched him beg,
then I chopped, off all his legs.

A little kitten, a tiny cat,
was sitting on, my welcome mat,
I picked him up, and heard him pur
then I ripped, out all his fur.

2006-08-03 15:42:11 · answer #3 · answered by AirborneKappaSigma 3 · 0 0

mm hmmm.

2006-08-03 04:56:47 · answer #4 · answered by pointing_out_ppl_hav_missed_pt 2 · 0 0

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