in a room there were four friends namely mad,brain,somebody and nobody . one day somebody killed nobody,brain was in toilet,mad called police. mad:sir,somebody killed nobody. police:what are you talking, are you mad. mad:yes sir. police:where is your brain? mad:sir brain is in toilet.
2006-08-03 04:37:23 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Common one. But gives a laugh.
2006-08-03 04:41:48 · answer #1 · answered by Bogus Genius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thatz an old one, i ve been seeing this every day.
Look at this this is more confused:
A group of 3 doctors and 2 scientists were travellin with only 4 tickets on a train. Well when the chcker came....
forget it i forgot the full joke and am confused
2006-08-11 03:33:34 · answer #2 · answered by easyboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So i take it he was so mad he put his own brain in toilet or the policeman was mad and imagined the whole thing
2006-08-11 01:57:17 · answer #3 · answered by ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♫♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE. try 2 comeup with a story which has 4 characters by name nobody, somebody, anybody and nobody......
2006-08-10 18:06:06 · answer #4 · answered by mrinal1976 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were three people in the woods. A person named Nobody got lost. Two people named Shut Up, and Manners were looking for Nobody. Shut Up phoned the police and told Manners to stay in the car. The police was questioning Shut up and asked him what his name was, he said "Shut up" the police said "excuse me mister but don't tell me to shut up". After a wile of the police asking Shut up what his name was, and Shut up said "Shut up" the police said "excuse me mister but don't tell me to shut up" the police finally asked who was lost, and Shut up said that Nobody was lost. So the police said very angrily "were are your manners" and Shut up said "in the car" .
2006-08-07 03:02:52 · answer #5 · answered by Mlsig 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I did not get any kushi reading this cofused joke.
By the way, Are these 4 your friends?
2006-08-10 04:08:24 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its a bit of a no brainer that is gowing to drive you mad nobody is gowing to like it great keep up the good work
2006-08-11 02:36:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe that was funny I have one. You were walking along to school and you learned, "Oh, me, me me!" You went to the cafeteria and learned "forks and knives forks and knives" You walked home from school and saw a crying kid who said "He stole my lollipop!" you walked over to where the kid was pointing. The theife was dead there was also a policman standing there. "Do you know who killed this man?" He asked "Oh, me me me!" you say. "With what?" he asks. "Forks and knives forks and knives" you say again. "Why?" he asks again. You replied "He stole my lollipop!" Then you are arrested. Here is a web site FULL of jokes. http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
2006-08-09 09:24:50 · answer #8 · answered by ƒσx Đιяτ-βικιŋğ ğιяι 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice joke. where did u here of this? it is good in the sense that it tells the frightening truth. the u.s.a. is what that joke em plies. the real crime here is that the general public is to stupid to figure this out.
2006-08-10 12:34:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheh. Turned out better than I expected.
2006-08-10 15:20:00 · answer #10 · answered by bellmaker4 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋