There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After six children, this started to get a bit expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher’s salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman’s additional children were costing the church.
Finally, the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd. “Having children is an act of God!” Silence fell upon the congregation.
In the back of the room a little old lady stood up and in a frail voice said, “Snow and rain are acts of God, but when we get too much, we wear rubbers!”
Don’t you just love little old ladies?
2006-08-03 04:32:09 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Civic Participation
My aunt needs to hear this joke!
Ha ha. Very good joke by the way! :p
2006-08-03 04:36:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute, but out of sync considering the country is over-baking in a heatwave. Got any heatwave jokes?
2006-08-03 04:36:40 · answer #2 · answered by HisChamp1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
2006-08-03 04:36:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 10:55:48 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not really funny but it is a good story. It has a good moral end to it.
2006-08-03 04:36:31 · answer #5 · answered by patriot303 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didnt like that one ;) Iliked all the others though!
2006-08-03 04:35:01 · answer #6 · answered by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a cute joke.
2006-08-03 04:35:04 · answer #7 · answered by T Time 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome, dood.
2006-08-03 04:35:47 · answer #8 · answered by Annie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's soooo old - its still funny tho!
2006-08-03 04:35:33 · answer #9 · answered by caramelqueen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! That's a good one too.
2006-08-03 04:35:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋