What do you think your cat thinks?

Answer 1

Can I entertain you?
Can you entertain me?
Can I have another snack?
What are you doing?
Could you please wake up now?
How can I rush out the door really fast so someone won't notice me?
What's on television?
Will you love me up now?
Will you leave me alone please?
What is in that bag? Can I try to get in it?
How can I get my brother/sister interested in playing this game?
What's in the refrigerator, dishwasher, toilet, closet, cupboard?
Aren't I cute?
Who wants to sleep with me?
Why doesn't everybody go to bed when I want them to?
Are computers interesting?
Can I sleep on your schoolbooks when you need them to study?
Why don't you pay more attention to me?
Do you love him/her more than me?
What is the bird doing?
Where did he/she/they go?

Answer 2

I came across this a couple of months ago and laughed hysterically -- I think one of my cats wrote it:

Diary of a cat
DAY 70 -- My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 71 -- Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair... must try this on their bed.

DAY 72 -- Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

DAY 73 -- Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was... Hmmm not working according to plan!

DAY 74 -- I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 75 -- There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to their fear of my "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 76 -- I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.

Answer 3

Mostly about her territory, and that as a requirement for getting food. She sleeps in strategic places where she has a good view of approaches to the house, and is secure from intruding cats. She also thinks about me, she runs down the stairs to greet me every time I get home. She is a neat cat!

Answer 4

I think she thinks too much for her own good. I think she gets these ideas that are great in her mind - kinda like Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes. And then she goes out for them and they backfire. And I think since I usually talk to her like she's a person that she thinks she IS a person trapped in a cat's body. She's probably very frustrated with her inability to speak, too.

Answer 5

I am King Buddy bow down!
No, don't touch me I did not give you permission to do so...FEED ME!
It is now time for you to play with King Buddy drop everything you are doing!
This is what I am pretty sure my cat Buddy thinks. He's just a little spoiled you see!

Answer 6

I have two cats: one is pure evil & just thinks of ways to terrorize the other.
The other is a real sweetie but is a nervous wreck from being terrorized & just thinks of places to hide.

Answer 7

Well I'm pretty sure that our little white female Opie is wondering why we needed to give a home to Elvis and Angel, two much larger cats. She probably is thinking, "Hmmm..I wouldn't have chosen those 2 to share my house...they are way too big and scary, and why do they keep picking on me???"

And..."If you ever plan on getting any more cats, please let me do the picking!!"

Answer 8

I KNOW my cat thinks "Can't you just get rid of your children and me and you live here alone?" She is a perfect lap kitty, and she tolerates my kids really well, but she doesn't really LIKE them. Days they go away for the day she just loves having me to herself!

Answer 9

My cat thinks he's a human trapped in a furry body, and isn't sure why we keep sleeping in his bed, sitting on his couch, watching his TV, etc etc

Answer 10

My cat thinks that there should be an immediate ceasefire in the Lebanon.
But she also thinks licking her own bum is ok.

Answer 11

How can I get her to play with me more? LOL My cat is always looking at me and wanting to play with what I call her dangle toy. I know she is always wondering why I don't play with her more! (maybe because i'm worn out from already playing with her lol)