If so, you freaking rock. Plus, I didn't know what else to ask. So say whatever. I don't care.
2006-08-03 03:57:59 · 19 answers · asked by pharriesand 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...of your answer...
dang... I thought I was awake.
2006-08-03 04:05:54 · update #1
I have chest hair in my nose....
I forgot to put underarm protection on my other armpit...
2006-08-03 04:01:26 · answer #1 · answered by B3@ch B@LL 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Once upon a warm, dark summer night
Little Tummy Tucker rumpelstilskined Snow White;
And with a knickknack, paddywhack, give a dog a bone,
Seven little dwarves came rolling home!
2006-08-03 11:33:54 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"
Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
It's an older one, but I like it.
2006-08-03 11:12:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first sentence of my laugh answer... does that do it for ya..?
your "laugh" is withing the first sentence of my answer... wow, that was super corny huh? I'm not usually that bad. I'm actually quite humorous, apparently you caught me on my off day.. the heat seems to be melting my brain. a thousand apologies my lady... i have failed you..... unless you giggled or chuckled or something...... then all is well. peace
2006-08-03 11:06:41 · answer #4 · answered by ERnurse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Pharries,
Of course I can.
Oops. Maybe not...I suppose I don't freaking rock. Can I have a stab at somewhat or even kinda rock?
-j.
2006-08-03 11:02:51 · answer #5 · answered by classical123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you hate it when people say, (while watching a film), "Did you see that?"; No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
2006-08-03 11:04:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Irish guy walks out of a bar...
2006-08-03 11:14:12 · answer #7 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"No, I'VE never gotten ugly purple sores after mixing up my toothpaste and my hemmorhoid ointment, why do you ask....?"
"But Officer, I was only GOING one way!"
"Billy, put the gun down, or after Daddy gets out of the hospital...."
"Waiter: "Sorry your steak took so long, sir; it used to be veal."
headline:
GIRL GIVES BIRTH TO CHIMP IN TRAGIC SPERMBANK MIXUP!
2006-08-03 11:43:20 · answer #8 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The reason your coffee tastes like mud tonight is because it was ground this morning.
2006-08-04 00:58:49 · answer #9 · answered by scourgeoftheleft 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read all of those and I didn't even crack a smile once. Wow. No1 is funny.
2006-08-03 12:27:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋