at a doctor convention a woman doctor looks at a cute male doctor and thinks this could be fun so she invites him to her hotel room later. so he shows up and they start talking and she excuses herself to wash her hands. when she comes back the foreplay starts right when it gets interesting she excuses herself agian to wash her hands. she comes back and they start the fun part (if you know what i mean) and when thats done she excuses herself again. so when she comes back he said "i know what you do now." she says "really, what am I?" he said "a surgeon because you are constantly scrubing your hands" and she says "yeah, you must be an anesthetist." he said "how did you guess?" shes says " because i didn't feel a thing"
let me know what you think of if you have heard this before..
2006-08-03 03:57:09 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-03 03:59:22 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOLZ. yeah ive got it forwarded in smses. Here, i'd love to share another medical joke wif u though...
A lecturer was talking to his class of 1st year medical students in dissection hall
"There are 2 things you need to be a good doctor.istly, you must be disgusted by anything that has got to do with the cadavers (dead bodies)"
He then stuck his finger into the cadaver's anus and suck his finger right after that. Pointed to a student and told him to do the same thing.
Apalled student was horrified but follow suit anyway.
Once done, the lecturer continued to the 2nd thing to be a good doc- PERCEPTION.
"i stuck my index finger in but i sucked my middle finger!"
my fav medical joke!
2006-08-03 17:03:16 · answer #2 · answered by SxyDeViL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but it's very funny. I get to use this joke a lot at work since I work in a hospital. It always makes them laugh. Thanks.
2006-08-03 11:14:35 · answer #3 · answered by Art The Wise 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mine is better:
doctors convention: they are talkin bout who is the best patient
-i think the germans are the best, cus when u open theyr chest everythin is in theyr place and workin perfectly
and another doc answers
-thats a lie, the best are the lawyers, cus they have no stomach, no heart, no memory, just mouth and asz, and they are exchangable
HAHA I LOVE THAT ONE
this is ANOTHER stupid answer by:
Saint Jimmy
P.s: bush is a terrorist
2006-08-03 11:00:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haven't heard it before - thought it cute and laughed a lot!
2006-08-03 11:16:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, never heard it before,but yeah I thought it was cute
2006-08-03 11:00:53 · answer #6 · answered by lcsotter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No that was a new joke to me and it was really funni too.
2006-08-03 11:00:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one..never heard it
2006-08-03 10:59:41 · answer #8 · answered by dwh12345 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2006-08-03 11:01:06 · answer #9 · answered by personnosrep 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha not heard b4 ty for sharing it
2006-08-03 11:01:26 · answer #10 · answered by funky chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha that waz a good one i aint never heard that before
2006-08-03 11:23:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋