I went to the psychiatrist today and he said I was a paranoid schizophrenic.........
.............Well, he didn't actually say that but I could tell what he was thinking.
2006-08-03 03:30:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
F*ck me! I can see I'm not the one who's nuts now. Check these punks' answers out.
HELLO, this is the jokes and riddles section.
2006-08-03 03:36:53 · update #1
think you've answered your own question
2006-08-03 03:34:22 · answer #1 · answered by peekaboo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answer to Additional Details.
Just because they come to the store don't mean they got money.
A sense of humor around here is about as scarce as black folks at a square dance.
2006-08-03 10:43:13 · answer #2 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that reminds me i went to the doctor the other day he says whats wrong i said i feel like a pair of curtains, he says go over and stand against the window, so i did. the doc stood up and hmmed and hawwed i says whats wrong? he says i just wanted to see what you'd look like in the sitting room.
oh christ can my jokes get any worse.
2006-08-03 10:51:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
here is your answer:
the other day the walls turned to jello and frisbee's ate my cat with pudding and gasoline. then i lost my hair to a caterpiller smoking cheese and appledumplings. so the moon turned green and burned the house down with ceiling fans.
2006-08-03 10:43:34 · answer #4 · answered by Ryan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I WAS going to answer your question, but you could probably already tell what I was going to say....
2006-08-03 11:29:24 · answer #5 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think walking naked on the street and saying "I'm superman the naked version" that's nuts.
Schizophrenia is nice by the way.
stay cool.
2006-08-03 10:52:11 · answer #6 · answered by Yahoo! Answers. 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably.
2006-08-03 10:39:11 · answer #7 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-08-03 10:35:48 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You suspicions were right he told me
2006-08-03 11:22:50 · answer #9 · answered by MissBehave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did he say your just like a duck
quackers
2006-08-03 11:10:46 · answer #10 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! And I'm sure all the other voices in your head agreed. :)
2006-08-03 10:36:02 · answer #11 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋