If you had 3 apples and it was 2:37 pm, and your best friend called you long distance from uranus, what kind of candy bar would you by for your purple and green kangaroo and when would you have to go to the bathroom next?
2006-08-03 02:34:28 · 12 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i think the 3 apples refers to 3 planets, and 2:37 is Venus, Earth, and Uranus. pm=pluto and mercury. along the trip, you can pick up a mars bar and take a bathroom break back in uranus at 7 pm??
2006-08-03 03:06:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Another crazy riddle (don't answer if you can't have fun)?
If you had 3 apples and it was 2:37 pm, and your best friend called you long distance from uranus, what kind of candy bar would you by for your purple and green kangaroo and when would you have to go to the bathroom next?
I have no idea besides the milky way.
2006-08-03 02:46:53 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow I thought i was the only one who had this dream. yeah I had three apples but only one was a red del. one a granny smith and the other i do not know but it had a worm in it. I ate it first because well we wouldnt want the meat to spoil. by the time I finished all three apples it was 3pm on the nose when my friend called long distance from uranus but we had a family plan so it was like free. I had to choose a non chocolate candybar to feed fritz (my purple and green roo) because it makes him have red and blue poo which is different from my own which is yellow and red streaks and I knew this because it was now 4:05pm I was headed to the bathroom.
2006-08-03 03:37:40 · answer #3 · answered by Savage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well that better be a small friend with a small phone calling from my anus. NOTHING GOES UP THERE! the apples i'd throw to the Kangaroo cuz chocolate is like poison to them. You try to trick me but i caught ya. bathroom actually I need to go now. thanks for the reminder
2006-08-03 02:51:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The milky way and i would go to rest at the next blackhole about a thousand light years from now.
2006-08-03 02:42:28 · answer #5 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would buy a mars bar for my kangaroo and i'd have to go to the bathroom soon cause my best friend is calling from my anus
2006-08-03 02:45:43 · answer #6 · answered by the ole ball and chain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly, i'm going to attempt.... so 7 females =14 legs 7 e book bags with 7 cats in each and each =40 9 cats according to female, situations 7 females =343 cats entire, with 4 legs each and each= 1372 legs + 14 legs =1386 legs. then each and each cat has 7 kittens. so 343 cats situations 7 kittens= 2401 kittens entire, each and each with 4 legs =9604 legs. so 9604 kitten legs + 1386 females and cats legs =10990 legs so the respond is 10,990 legs entire.
2016-10-01 10:27:16 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you would let me twist this, let's just say the apples mysteriously turned into oranges, a time warp occured, uranus is your what?, an ice cream truck was giving away evarything free, and i never pooped my pants....ta da?!
2006-08-03 03:11:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Micheal Jackson choked slammed a chicken and then a cow jumped over the moon while giving u the finger...................that was an easy one pretty lady(-:
2006-08-03 02:50:30 · answer #9 · answered by That_guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
milky way of course.... at the next rest stop, 20 light years from now... better be able to hold it :)
2006-08-03 02:38:41 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋