when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.
It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and he
drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another
sign, which says:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are
for real....Then he drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into
the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a
stone building with a small sign next to the door
reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is
answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,
"What may we do for you, my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway,was interested in possibly doing business."
"Very well, my son. Please follow me."
The man is led through many winding passages and is
soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door
and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."
He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit,
holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun
instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go
through the large wooden door at the end of this
hallway."
He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the
second nuns cup.
He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the
door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks
behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot,
facing another small sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
2006-08-03 02:08:30 · 17 answers · asked by Sherry Baby ( Ethan's Mama ) 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is hilarious, very very good, serves him right!
2006-08-03 02:30:37 · answer #1 · answered by Rach12 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why didn't he goes to the second door since it's also facing the car park? and with a sign?who is the moron who wrote the story?
2006-08-03 09:30:25 · answer #2 · answered by Dreamweaver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
last time i heard that was 30 yrs ago but it was called big bertha's
so i like jokes
so i tell you one...
.
2 men tried to get in a quick 9 holes of golf between business meetings,
2 slow female golfers in front of them caused frustration,
1st guy says... i'm going to ask if we can play thru...
1/2 way there he turns around.
friend says, what's wrong...?
'one is my mistress, the other is my wife!!'
2nd guy says , ok i'll ask them...
1/2 way there he turns around...
1st guy asks 'now what?'
2nd guy can only say...
"small world"
2006-08-04 05:48:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen sister! That was the best joke I've heard in a while.
2006-08-03 09:24:49 · answer #4 · answered by MANDY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree, it is too long - I had already figured it out by the "second sign" and didn't laugh as hard as it probably deserved! Oh well -- - - -!!!
2006-08-03 11:39:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute. Serves him right!!
Thank You for sharing!!
2006-08-03 09:14:03 · answer #6 · answered by JenniferSue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha that's what i called a sinner..
2006-08-03 09:14:26 · answer #7 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that joke, it was hilarious!!!! That really was a good one that you picked!!
2006-08-03 10:13:57 · answer #8 · answered by blessedman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, I'm going to show it to all my friends.
2006-08-03 09:23:54 · answer #9 · answered by well.theres.a.few 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was SOO funny!! LOL
2006-08-03 09:15:47 · answer #10 · answered by xx-truly-yours-xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋