2 deaf people are talking
man 1: "you're going fishing??"
man 2: "nooo, i'm going fishing"
man 1: "oooh, i thought you're going fishing"
shut up, you know that was funny
2006-08-03 01:58:09 · 55 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i hate to admit it but it did actually make me laugh. i mean come on can't you imagine grampa simpson nd his friend saying that to each other
2006-08-03 02:08:15 · answer #1 · answered by xx-truly-yours-xx 2 · 2⤊ 5⤋
I'm glade that you enjoy, laugh about the joke.
Just don't like the "shut up " part from you
Have a good day and thank you for 2 points
2006-08-03 02:01:25 · answer #2 · answered by Arzuita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50." The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100." The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
2006-08-03 02:02:32 · answer #3 · answered by ankit b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am 1/2 deaf in one ear, can't hardly hear from the other one, but
from a pickles cartoon...
granpa tells granson..'watch how deaf granma's getting!'
'What's for lunch??' from the living room...
he takes 5 steps toward the kitchen....
"What's for lunch?"....
finally he goes all the way into the kitchen and says it a little louder...
"What's for lunch?"
she turns to him and replies...
"I told you 3 times..."Macaroni and cheese!"
2006-08-03 09:25:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How is a blonde like a a bottle?
They're both empty from neck up
2006-08-03 02:06:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And I still wanna laugh,sorry I guess I am to stupid to get it :)
Now the three boy's father's is funny .
2006-08-03 02:02:38 · answer #6 · answered by Elaine814 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one day an elephant found herself in a net. A male mouse was going that way. The elephant sought his help. In turn, she was ready to give whatever he wants. The rat said, " I want to F-U-C-K you".
2006-08-03 02:04:56 · answer #7 · answered by K N Swamy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's hear it for deaf people
2006-08-03 02:03:29 · answer #8 · answered by Maestro 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you give blonde white girls a bad name. o, and deaf people dont like being made fun of.
2006-08-03 02:01:59 · answer #9 · answered by ms♥ catepillarஐღஐஐღஐ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that wasnt funny but the other ones gurl didnt forget them i like you funny
2006-08-03 10:05:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's kinda funny.
2006-08-03 02:00:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋