Is the glass half empty or half full or what?

Question

Traditional answers to this question are an indicator of optimism / pessimism. I am looking for more light hearted answers. Responses along the line of 'The glass is supplied with the basic minimum required amount of liquid with additional space for future upgrades' (Computer Retailer) Did I mention you could also indicate your vocation?

Answer 1

The more important question is to determine the liquidity of the contents of the glass and what it's future value will when accounting for the rate of evaporation. (accountant)

Answer 2

That depends on where you are - - - I mean are you already under water, in a cave, on the moon, on another planet, etc. etc. (specific density)
Or perhaps you could be a "braves" fan (the Atlanta stadium concessionairs never fill their cups full) or are you a "red sox" fan - who know about Boston???? (actual content)
An even more interesting question would have been: "Is the glass half empty or half full OF what?"

Answer 3

It's 5/8 empty. I measured.

Answer 4

the glass has the amount of water your unselfsh heart desires with room for you to pour more if your heart wishes

Answer 5

Half full. I've got no light hearted response.

Answer 6

the liquid in the glass is slightly enough to wet my whistle

Answer 7

it has nothing to do with the water, the glass is too big.

Answer 8

I think he 4got to flush thats why its half empty. (Housewife)

Answer 9

it all depends did you just pour from it or drink from it

Answer 10

completely empty