plus nothing that can get him wet or gooey or anything like that
2006-08-03 01:46:02 · 12 answers · asked by fan_of_metal_gear_solid_4_life 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
change the password on his PC when he is not looking it always works for me
2006-08-03 01:49:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What I am trying to do is find a wireless microphone that works through the radio. The guy that I'm trying to prank is a VERY hypocritical christian. He is always preaching to EVERYBODY and his life is more dishonest than most people I know. I am going to get someone, who's voice he doesn't recognise to say "This is GOD! I know what you have been doing. I don't like it. Stop trying to force people to believe in me. That is not the way to influence people. From now on I want you to preach by example not by the words of your mouth." I love the movie Real Genious. I got the idea from here. I just can't put a transmitor in his mouth. This is my idea but if you want to try something like it. Go ahead. I don't think you'll get caught if you don't want to. You can just drive your coworker crazy.
2006-08-03 08:54:44 · answer #2 · answered by kgforaingeal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy some fake vomit or dog poop. catch a pigeon and put it in his desk drawer (alive of course). Set his desk clock and computer clock an hour ahead. When he's not at his desk, drop little love notes from a secret admirer. The last note ask him to meet you in the lunch room at a given time. Send your boss an email asking to meet you at the lunch room at the same time.
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officepranks.html
2006-08-03 08:58:21 · answer #3 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to
computerpranks.com
download the running start bar. open it on his computer before he gets there. the back ground will say this is a gag program, to exit click start, or something like that. but when he tries to click start, the button runs away from the mouse.
2006-08-03 09:12:57 · answer #4 · answered by CAPTAIN CONSERVATIVE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take a styrofoam coffee cup and fill it with the dots from the hole punch. put a piece of paper on it, turn it over on his desk, and slide the paper out. when he finds it there he'll say "what is this?" and lift it up :D
or tape the button under his phone reciever down and call him. when he picks it up it'll keep ringing!
i've got a million of them!!!
2006-08-03 08:50:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take some office paper ,tape them together like a banner,write a message, Put it in your fax machine and tape the ends together .Watch the fun by dialing his fax machine ... {If he has one} .
2006-08-03 08:53:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
post it note his entire cubicle...move his desk like an inch everyday...at the end of the week he'll be up against the wall. put a hamburger inside his computer..the fan will make it smell for weeks!
2006-08-03 08:50:48 · answer #7 · answered by gooterscooby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Subscribe him to magazines for women like Ms., Elle, Vogue, etc. If you don't have his home address have it delivered to the office with his name on it.
A good alternative is to salt his coffee when he's not looking.....
2006-08-03 08:51:31 · answer #8 · answered by Me in Canada eh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sign him up for a Mary Kay facial!
2006-08-03 08:52:45 · answer #9 · answered by I'manalienfrog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on microsoft office go to the spell check and auto correct, then replace common words with new ones i.e.
for=four
to=two
ask=a**
we= my peeps
profanities are better yet, it will drive him nuts
2006-08-03 08:49:50 · answer #10 · answered by Justin K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
switch his Coffe to decaff for 2 weeks then switch to espresso
2006-08-07 01:29:08 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋