diaper So Dangerous....is it a weapon of mass distruction ???
2006-08-03 01:15:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah....recently I did a research...(I know this is rare and weird...but if babys' like u do this more and more...hmm...we also need to survive in this earth !!! )
Ok, here are some key findings.....
1 baby diaper (used and removed immediately) = The capacity of 1000001 ferrous sulphate solution(well, obviously u won't know this chemical....u can study them when u reach baby schools.....If u want tuition , give me $$ each second .....)
1 baby diaper(disposed and 1 day over)=The strenght of decomposing pigs(around 5oo pigs)
1 baby diaper(disposed and a week over)=Weight of a dwarfelephant, bacterias are still removing the remainings...that's why toooo weight
1 baby diaper(1 month over)= The strenght of 901 atom bombs....(lucky that these findings weren't made during WWI OR WW2.. hehehe...
Well, are u tired reading all these...obviously....hmm...u only made me present theses facts....soooo..... !!
If 100 baby diapers were disposed, decomposed and used in atomic and military facs, they wuld win a profit of almost 10,000 each day....coz they won't have the need to buy metals frm other countries(they just have to say:'contribute ur baby's diapers to the military and win 10 $ or maybe buy one get one free) (ofcourse, people wuld wonder if the gov has got MOREEEEEE into the people's life and have avoided wars too !! )
More crazy facts are available...but to present them here is to...well, u know..more people need to answer this and so...yeah....I think it's enough
So, I don't have any advices.....keep goin' like this ........just store them in a cool and dry place .....:)) atleast u culd preserve them and keep away frm others......
For everyone's notice: the facts presented here are part of our research....It isn't yet finished...(will come with more amazing facts)...anyone who steals or try to steal the copywright are bound to obey our instructions and join as volunteers in our research program.....(If u really like diapers , u r welcome !!)
2006-08-03 06:07:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because it is dirty, from what is known only to you.
The diaper is not dangerous, but the spot is dangerous. Yes, it is weapon of mass destruction, because many wars have been fought for it.
2006-08-03 08:37:12 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 pts
2006-08-03 08:32:19 · answer #3 · answered by cotten c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 pts
2006-08-03 08:20:14 · answer #4 · answered by beautyprincess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It violates environmental health laws; and if the environment is comprised badly enough, then yes, you have contributed to mass destruction.
LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-08-03 09:39:49 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And now I know what was Stephen Hawking afraids of, did he can with stand for 100 seconds with you around?
2006-08-03 08:54:49 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ecoli
2006-08-03 08:18:37 · answer #7 · answered by missy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes. Guaranteed to knock out people, but still leave buildings standing.
2006-08-03 08:18:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it has chemical and biological weapons in it. We should sent it to N. Korea.
2006-08-03 08:17:55 · answer #9 · answered by DL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My crown ontop my sheep form is more dangerous.
Nice try though.
2006-08-03 15:33:56 · answer #10 · answered by iam"A"godofsheep 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋