i mean good ones that will make your nice friend laugh. :))
2006-08-03 01:12:40 · 5 answers · asked by Starnessa 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?
ans:-ALL the children are boys, so 1/2 half are boys and so is the other half.
2006-08-03 01:26:39 · answer #1 · answered by Abhi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cops were driving down new york, wen they found a young ethiopian girl on d road.
They asked her wer was her mom, she didn't answers, why was she on d road, she didn't answer that either. Then they asked wat was d last thing she was doing. She answered 'playing wit an elastic'.
(She got swung all the way from ethiopia to america.) I know its kind of politicly incorret but who cares.
2006-08-03 08:46:41 · answer #2 · answered by well.theres.a.few 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sam:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sam:He became father only after I was born.
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Teacher: (1)There is a frog,(2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
Enough...? :-)
2006-08-03 08:48:22 · answer #3 · answered by Artin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
check out my mole hole joke coming into jokes section now - look for the big blue ball.
2006-08-03 08:27:33 · answer #4 · answered by drewwers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in any ackward silence say
"................so, i heard another fat kid die today"
it was so funny when my brother said it
2006-08-03 08:34:16 · answer #5 · answered by HeArTsArEcLoSe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋