Nymphomaniac Convention
A man boarded an aircraft in New York and took his seat. As he settled
in,
he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized she
was
heading straight towards his seat And Bingo! She took the seat right
beside him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or
vacation?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the
Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in France."
He swallowed hard. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly
asked,
"What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he smiled, "What myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men
are
the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who
is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
French
men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Indian descent.
We
have found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the
Afrikaners."
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she
said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know
your name."
"Running Bear," the man said...."Running Bear Moodley, but my friends
call
me Frik."
What you think!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha!!
2006-08-03 00:17:01
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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I asked a question about fat Americans and am receiving some nasty answers, so feeling rather sad and confused at the moment!
2006-08-03 07:18:54
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answer #2
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answered by Turbot Face 2
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i'm doing ok on this fine sunny day!!! have a nice day and take care xxx
2006-08-03 07:16:44
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answered by mags_brfc 3
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got lods of works today dude still going good!
2006-08-03 07:16:37
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answer #4
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answered by shal 2
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kindda falling sick after my night shift...i'm glad u're doing pretty good... take care all...
2006-08-03 07:15:45
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answer #5
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answered by freakazoid 2
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Pretty good thanks. gonna take my kids to a movie this afternoon, we are going to see the ant bully.
2006-08-05 16:48:16
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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Hey thanks 4 asking... Fine n I am Very happy 2day. Why? I don't know. Hope u will be happy 4ever.
2006-08-03 07:20:12
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answer #7
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answered by nARuTo fAN 2
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Hot and miserable, hon.
2006-08-03 07:18:11
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answer #8
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answered by deb 4
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easy two...im doing great this morning.
2006-08-03 07:18:51
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answered by ruforeal? 2
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Fine and you
2006-08-03 07:16:36
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answered by litespeed2rw 6
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