On a crowded train a war weary U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed middle-aged French woman's poodle. The Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
The Marine didn't say a word, he picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! Put this American in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong ***** out of the window."
2006-08-03 00:02:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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onlyafewwillknow
If a dog is sat on a seat then I would deem it as being available. Are you lower than a dog?
2006-08-03 00:13:54 · update #1
now what u want me to do ? laugh or weep. ok ha ha ha........ oon oon ooon
2006-08-03 00:04:52 · answer #1 · answered by sheen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about this? A Vietnamese American and a Jewish American are sitting in a carriage on a train. After a while, the Jewish guy says:" You know, I have never liked you people since you bombed Pearl Harbour." The Vietnamese guy replies:" But I am Vietnamese. That wasn't us. It was the Japanese". The Jewish guy says:"Vietnamese, Japanese, Chinese. You're all the same to me." To which the Vietnamese guy replies: " Well, I have never liked you people since you sank the Titanic." "But that wasn't us," says the Jewish guy," it was an iceberg" "Iceberg, Goldburg, Weinburg. You're all the same to me!"
2006-08-03 07:37:25 · answer #2 · answered by David C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed middle-aged French woman's poodle"
was the seat left or taken????? make up your mind!
2006-08-03 07:09:55 · answer #3 · answered by onlyafewwillknow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's one of the best jokes I've heard in a long while - I laughed, and laughed. It is so very cute!!!!! Another thing, I hadn't heard it before!
2006-08-03 14:06:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one corrected my mood, which was upset since morning.
Thank you.
May we expect more such clean jokes?
2006-08-03 07:08:08 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehe.....
Very funny!
Thanx.
2006-08-03 07:10:38 · answer #6 · answered by gentillin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. Sorry. DIdn't work for me.
2006-08-03 07:10:37 · answer #7 · answered by whitelighter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked that one
2006-08-06 05:04:01 · answer #8 · answered by Southie9 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really like that one hahaha that is gd lol im gonna tell everyone it
2006-08-03 07:05:24 · answer #9 · answered by liam_jones_10_10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it....thanks for a laugh to start off my day
2006-08-03 07:05:19 · answer #10 · answered by kissesandhugs36 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋