sold me phony "Saved" and "Life" insurance for damages to my "Spirit" which is down because my car's "Soul" was not right after that and my life is a living "Hell" because I am in constant pain?
2006-08-02 22:35:59 · 19 answers · asked by EasterBunny 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, you should sue the church and switch to Geico - they remove the middle man, AKA Jesus! God could have helped you but his son got in the way!
2006-08-02 22:41:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
“I am the way and you fail to follow, I am the light which you didn't see, I offered you love you return ignorance……” Why only when you are in trouble you blame Him for everything and otherwise you tell jokes about Him. Sorry for disappointment but you cannot buy God from any institution, especially church. Read New Testament but slowly. Think over every sentence. I was reading it 6 months and now I am a believer who doesn’t like most of the things churches are doing.
There must be nobody between you and God. In New Testament Jesus said “don’t call anyone father on earth, there is only one father on heaven”. Priests are our brothers only, not all the time necessarily correct brothers.
2006-08-03 06:34:43 · answer #2 · answered by zdravljak b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you asked God to save you before an accident and your still here, He did what you asked! Now you blame Him because you are in pain. Instead of blaming Him, maybe you should try calling out for forgiveness because you did not really know Him to begin with. Do you think that it is right ? (when you are in trouble to use Him to jump through hoops for you). How about having a heartfelt relationship with Him? I don't believe you had a relationship with Him. You have heard the expression be careful what you pray for? He spared your life. Be grateful you still have time to repent.
2006-08-03 06:02:51 · answer #3 · answered by Godb4me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you're taking the whole saving part way too literally. Asking Him to save you is not "life insurance"! So technically, he didn't save you simply because you were asking for a totally wrong "saving." Asking Jesus to "save" you means you become a Chistian, and obvioulsy you're not because you have a completely wrong idea plus you're thinking of suing the church, the CHURCH.
2006-08-03 08:30:25 · answer #4 · answered by sfaye_hart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Easter Bunny,
Sorry I let you get into an accident right after you asked Jesus to save you. I was doing something else at the time (can't say what, but let's just say it rhymes with "Jiddle East"), and did my best to make the other car swerve into you so at least it'd be his fault. He didn't ask Jesus to save him, so screw him. I'm sorry you're in constant pain. I recommend heroin. Or crack. But you've got free will (you're welcome), so you decide.
Kisses,
The Lord
PS. Please tell Santa to get off Mrs. Claus and get back to work.
2006-08-03 06:01:20 · answer #5 · answered by Banba 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fair Go Easter Bunny,
I got your hurried prayer about half a millisecond before you totalled your crate. I might be divine but I'm not Superman. A bit more notice next time huh?
Dad Bless
Jesus C (Messiah)
2006-08-03 05:44:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend , every one must take his responsibility,God said i gave you a brain and I showed u the bad way and the best way, you choose what u want but,u will suffer if u follow the bad way.Do not ask Jesus but, ask the one who created him,if u pray to Jesus, he can not hear u, and answer u and save u because he has no power ,his power was given by his God and our God who is the same one for all.Please ask Allah directly he is the one who harm or benefit.
good luck/ al selwiy
2006-08-03 06:18:07 · answer #7 · answered by amyryam21 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
It is highly doubtful that a court would entertain your claim that a "spiritual" reliance on a "spiritual force" was a reasonable one and that Jesus's failure was the proximate cause of your injury.
I would sue the driver unless you were at fault.
2006-08-03 05:44:22 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's the Doctrine of Last Clear Chance. Do not test the Lord.
But well, thank God you're SAVED!
2006-08-03 05:42:26 · answer #9 · answered by >(",)< 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't blame JESUS. He did saved you. Just continue to pray to him, ask him to remove the pain in you once and for all.
2006-08-03 05:54:26 · answer #10 · answered by Vince 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋